Friday, August 12, 2011

SEEKING HAPPINESS - 42 (SEACOAST N.H.)

Hello. I am trying to find a good woman for my former boyfriend. I had to move out of the state for my job and he couldnt move due to his job and son being here. He is 42 divorced and now single. He stands 5-6 150 lbs blonde and blue eyed. He is clean D+D FREE doesnt drink and is quitting smoking. He is an amazing man with a heart of gold loyal funny and faithful. He enjoys hiking camping reading movies cooking ( which he does quite well ) NASCAR the beach at night road trips on the motorcycle and telling jokes. He makes the people around him laugh and have a good time. He isnt into drama and would rather discuss an issue than fight about it. He has his own appartment a good fulltime job car and motorcycle and lives in the Rochchester area but he doesnt mind driving. PLEASE RESPOND WITH A CLEAN PIC AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO WEED OUT SPAM. This is a real ad and he is a real person. He doesnt photograph well his pics DO NOT do him justice. DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT GUY. I almost gave up the job to stay with him. Thank you.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

old fat man seeks young size 0-2 with brains :) - 42 (brewer)

I am legit why flag? If I was even in Portland this would be easy to find but north of portland it would be easier to find a pearl in a clam. I am seeking someone young enough to take time to know to be sure we right for each and be able to start a family. Start as in I have no children and will not date anyone with children. I never had the wild drunk make an ass of myself and bring others down with me attitude that so many females seem to want until they find themselves single with babies living on the dole. You may have done this or something similar and be a wonderful person now but I just do not care I do not want the mental or physical baggage. So if you are smart enough never to whored yourself out to scum and want a male with the same traits why not try me out? Be sure to make the response personal enough that it could not be spam because I dislike spam as much as dumb people

Sunday, August 7, 2011

where is my angel - 45 (new hampshir....vermont,,,,maine)

hey ladies thought i would give this a try.....i lke to do everything im very out going and alot of fun to be around.....looking for someone between 35 to 40 year olds that can keep up with my life style...so ifthat is u let me know

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

nice chick wanted - 44 (rumford area)

looking to meet a nice women to start out see where it goe's maybe with some bennys to.... if you have children thats ok. i have one to. at this time am married but slowly going down hill.. i know she is scruwing around but cant prove it. so why bother to arque right i will just meet some one. and when i find the right one then i will tell her to scruw.. any ways i am nice carring sweet and easy going fun to be with.... thats it for now any quest, just ask i will tell pic would be nice i have one but dont like posting i will send to yr email upon request but dont forget you need to send one thanks by the way i am more the laid back type of guy not into bar seens.. more of a home body

Just need somebody - 33 (OOB)

In a crappy mood, going through some stuff....I just need an attractive woman 2 hang out with and have some laughs.
If more happens cool...Im 5'11" 175, brw/blu attractive, good sense of humor and 420 friendly
You-age and race dont matter as long as ur legal lol
Come have some fun and laughs with me

Monday, August 1, 2011

Stop staring at my tits, my face is up here! - 26 (Portland)

Hey every one. I'm Big Jon. Living in Portland and being awesome. I love to cook for my friends and have people over for dinner or some meal type thing at least once a week. I like to go people watching, go to fort Williams, drive around my boat at the lake, go swimming, be rather close to air conditioners, wood working, dressing like a pirate on occasion, wearing my kilt quite often, being mostly naked, making people laugh, write standup, tell stories, bake, target shooting, knife and ax throwing, doing the highland games, being rad, special effects make up, and other assorted shenanigans. Some of my goals are to move down to philly and own a food truck and sell tacos and BBQ and the like in the next 5 years or so. If you are laid back but outgoing, not too serious but have enough depth to keep a conversation going, then you should probably write to me. Hope to hear from you! woot

make sure you put " Big shoes, Big Jon" in the subject line so i know your not spam. and a pic would be great as well! lick

Cute Redhead Wanted - 50 (Seacoast)

Gray hair looking for real redhead to pursue rewarding FWB. Be 21 to 45. Put "Seacoast" in title to get read. And please attach a pic. Yours gets mine.