Friday, April 23, 2010

single and looking - 47 (portland,maine)

Date: 2010-04-22, 7:57AM EDT
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THIS IS FOR ALL THE ASSSHOLE THAT KEEP FLAGGED MY AD WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ARE YOU THAT UP SET WITH MY AD THAT YOU HAVE TO KEEP FLAGGED IT I'M REAL AND ALL I WANT WAS TO MEET FOR COFFEE AND TALK I'M SORRY THAT YOU GOT SO UPSET OVER THAT SO THAT OK KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK AND KEEP FLAGGED MY AD BECAUSE YOU SUCK THANK YOU ARTHUR

please be sexy

Seking younger,plump to bbw to move to Florida - 49 (Fort Lauderdale)
Date: 2010-04-23, 5:16PM EDT
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I am a swm looking for a younger--23 to 45 year old woman who would like to start her life anew,or over in sunny Florida. I have a nice house,one female roommate, but looking for another. You should be polite, well mannered, clean and neat around the house, no drugs, but cig smoking and drinking is fine. We have a great pool right outside our back door,and love happy hours. We are 5 minutes to a beautifull beach. You will have your own furnished room, and full house privaledges, very nice. Meals and transportation will be proveded so no worries. please be sexy, passionate, and have the desire to please and get along with others. We are looking for a long term relationship,not vacationers. Please send a few pics and be for real, as we are.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tennis Anyone? - 39 (Portsmouth)

Date: 2010-04-22, 10:02AM EDT
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I've been metaphorically hitting the ball against a backboard for too long. Get your racket out of the closet and meet me at the Mill Pond tennis courts. If you have a private court then that's even better. I normally play in long pants but if you like a man in '70s style short shorts then we can work something out as long as you agree to play tennis in a catholic school girl's uniform. either email me or go to the courts in the afternoon and bring your game face. If you play to win then so will I. If you play for fun then I'm just going to win every time until you beg for mercy. My punishing serves will leave you breathless and pale. My name is Mark.

Friday, April 16, 2010

drink occasionally a bear or two

Well to do personal body trainer - 49 (Near Bangor)
Date: 2010-04-15, 7:24PM EDT
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This is what I can say about me first: I enjoy everything about life that is good and wholesome. I am physically fit and healthy, Have a nice home 20 minutes from Bangor. I live alone, am a private person, have served my country in the Arm Forces for 2 terms and have the battle scares to show this. I enjoy Cars and trucks and have them both. Well educated and a good cook to bat. And I enjoy a good woman in my life in all of its ways. I do not smoke or take drugs, drink occasionally a bear or two. What I am in search for is: A WOMAN, that can keep up with me where ever I go and what I do. And not just be my lover but a companion, someone who I can confide and trust in and know without a shadow of the doubt that what ever she wants to do she will tell me. Because in my relationships I have learned that what we put in a relationship is what we get out of a relationship. So if you think you can keep up with me in all these ways then contact me, my name is Dave.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

'e 'as trouble wit t'e H key

what a day
Date: 2010-04-12, 11:51AM EDT
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would anyone care to cat, excange face pics, and if it works out we can meet in a pubhlic place and just talk.

Monday, April 5, 2010

I sincerely hope you all die of the plague

I fucking hate all of you. - 22 (Milford)
Date: 2010-04-05, 10:32PM EDT
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So why is it I never get a reply? Is it because I live in the middle of nowhere? Is it because I'm ugly as sin? As if I didn't already feel pathetic for having to resort to this shit. I tried the nice guy approach and then I tried the simple up for anything approach. Yet all I get is spam. Well fuck that. You want to know the truth? I fucking hate everyone in this wretched state. You're all a bunch of hideous inbred rednecks or mindless abercrombie sheeple. Don't forget the hordes of scumbag wiggers as well. It makes me sick that I am the same species as you. I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone then sit next to you human garbage. I was optimistic that I would find another goth in this state or atleast someone unique but obviously that is the fevered dream of a madman. I sincerely hope you all die of the plague.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

jerk seeks supermodel - 40 (SWNH)

Date: 2010-04-03, 6:45AM EDT
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I'm kind of an asshole. Married, broke, drink too much, and think I know everything. I'm looking for the ultimate woman. Pretty, toned, sultry, able to hold deep conversations but not afraid to yell "yeah baby, fuck my ass!" when the time is right. I like muscular legs and little tits, but that's sort of incidental. If you are stick-thin with triple D's, we can absolutely make this work! It's best if you are a kinky, porn-watching sex freak already, but I'm willing to train if you've got the body and a healthy interest. I know you are out there, and I know I will find you here on CL. PLEASE send your reply w the subject "jerk", and for those not interested please send your comments advice!