Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Retro Elvis

RetroElvis in town visiting looking to meet someone. - 38
Reply to: pers-7131xxx@craigslist.orgDate: 2008-06-09, 7:36AM EDT
In town for the "Ultimate Elvis Tribute Artist Competition" in Boston June 9-17th and would love to spend some time with an intelligent and gorgious woman during my stay here. I have just separated from my wife of 13 years and would really love to meet someone willing to have some fun and show me Boston. I am really a down to earth guy that doesn't get all wrapped up in myself just beautiful woman! In case you are interested visit my RetroElvis on the web and see if I am worthy of your loving hands.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Hey Ladies

handy man plus -
Reply to: pers-71317xxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-09, 8:25AM EDT
ladies.....tired of the same old fantasy? we are a team of highly skilled carpenters who are in great shape and love to work with our shirts off just fo you. we do it all from the smallest of jobs to whole house remodels. you will love our attention to detail.

Tuesday, May 20, 2008

I dunno

From the Portsmouth Herald:
Maine resident seeks wife, offers cash reward

By Deborah McDermott
May 20, 2008 2:48 PM
WELLS, Maine — Are you a female between the ages of 23 and 43, an outdoor type with a sense of humor, and looking for love? And, oh yes, could you use $5,000?

Charles Haeberle could be looking for you.
The 39-year-old Key West transplant has been in Maine for six years, hoping to meet Ms. Right. "I dated a few girls here and there. They were very nice, but they weren’t THE girl. I’m just searching for what everyone’s searching for — a girl I can spend the rest of my life with."
Now he’s ready to put his money where is heart is. Haeberle, a Wells resident and general manager of the Lodge at Kennebunk, took out an ad last week in The York Weekly offering $5,000 to the woman he marries.
Actually, he will pay $400 after the fourth successful date, $1,100 at the engagement and $3,500 at the wedding."
Everybody needs money and I have money, so I figured what the heck," said Haeberle. "I know it sounds silly. But really, it costs no more than it costs for an online dating service. And I haven’t had much luck with them. So I figured why not cut out the middle man?"
Haeberle came to Maine at the urging of his mother, who, as the ad states, told him, "Go to Maine. You will find a nice girl."
"When I first moved here, where did she send me but Ogunquit," he said with a laugh, referring to the fact that many gay and lesbian people vacation there. After going to a couple of different bars, "I said, 'Mom, I don’t think this is where I belong.’"
He said he loves Maine and has grown very fond of his adopted home."
If you live somewhere else in the country, the rumor is that people from Maine and New England are stand-offish and cold. I realized once I lived here that Mainers started that rumor so people won’t move here," he said. "It’s not true. It’s a very warm and accepting place. The people are so nice. But it is cold."
He said after several years of getting nowhere on the dating scene, three years ago he wrote a poem about his "perfect girl" that he put in a local paper, but he didn’t include a way for anyone to reach him. "
Maybe I watched (the movie) 'Message in a Bottle’ too much," he said. "I actually put the poem in the bottle and threw it in the ocean. I never heard back from anyone."
He describes himself as 5-feet, 9-inches tall, weighing less than 190 pounds. "I am not Brad Pitt but I am not the elephant man, either," he wrote in his ad. He travels widely, and he’s physically active, hiking, kayaking, whitewater rafting and such.
What kind of person is he looking for?"
She has to laugh, because I like to make things funny all the time. She has to love to travel. No grandmother or on the verge of becoming one. But she either want kids or has them. I really want a family. She has to love restaurants and I have two dogs, so she has to like dogs," he said.
He said he knows offering a reward for a future wife is a bit odd, but he said he doesn’t know what else to do. "I don’t drink, so I don’t go to bars very often. And I’ve been to churches, but I haven’t had luck there, either," he said.
"This is my way of being proactive. I know there are so many nice girls who are lonely just like I am," he said.
According to his ad, he already has a four-carat engagement ring, "and I even have our one-year anniversary gift."
So far, the York Weekly ad has only generated four responses. He also put the ad on Craigslist, and is having more success there, although "we’re just in the e-mail stage now."
He said if this latest effort doesn’t work, he’ll probably leave Maine. "I love Maine, but I can’t stand this 15 feet of snow without my soul mate," he said.
Interested? Haeberle’s e-mail address is Thetraveller207@yahoo.com.

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Dental Hygentist - m4w (Portsmouth )

Reply to: pers-6747xxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-09, 7:34PM EDT
Are all Dental Hygentists completely crazy, insecure and insane?

Friday, May 9, 2008

Attracted to my Hygenist - m4w - 40

Reply to: pers-6719xxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-07, 5:14PM EDTI
doubt you will read this but just wanted to let you know that I think your gorgeous and I have a hard time maintaining my thoughts when we are together. I keep imagining that as you are over me and doing an exam you lower your face mask and plant a nice long slow kiss on me.Your married and I am married but would love to meet for lunch or something if you are interested. I am not sure if you feel the same way about me or your just doing your job but I thought I would give this a shot. Maybe the thought of finding someone attractive after rooting around in their mouth for an hour or so is beyond imagination but I have been thinking about this for a long time now and this is one way for me to find out. I don't want this to get weird or anything and I do not want to leave my wife so don't worry about that. If you are interested please write me back and tell me something about myself that we have talked about recently and we can take it from there. You work in Dover and are very sexxxxyy : )
Have a great day Gorgeous

Thursday, May 8, 2008

YMCA

YMCA Parking Lot - Porsmouth - Saturday - m4w - 41
Reply to:
pers-66xxxxx@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-05-05, 5:29PM EDT
Last Saturday, May 3rd, the pool was closing at the YMCA- it was about 3:10, or 3:15. I was standing in the locker room door of the Men's room, in my shorts, with no top - waiting for my little son to come back from the front desk. You were coming down the hall and stopped to wait for one of your kids (I think). We just kind of looked at each other. You were wearing jeans, black/brown clogs, you have long, slim legs, brown hair.. you are very beautiful. I would guess mid thirties.. something like that. As for me... I got dressed, and when I went to the Parking Lot, it looked like your husband was waiting for you to get into a mini-van. I think you had a Dalmation out in the Parking Lot, and it was sniffing around. You were waiting for the dog, it was starting to drizzle. As I got into my car, you walked back toward the mini-van, and you waved at me, as i was starting the car and pulling out with my little boy in the back. I waved back... knowing that with your husband there, I couldn't strike up a full blown conversation. I am divorced.. and couldn't take my eyes off of you... you are lovely. You waved, and I understand people wave and just say hello - I am not making more of it than that... but I wanted you to know that I thought you were so lovely, I just could not take my eyes off of you. I would never tire of looking at you. You belong to someone else.. but if you didn't... well.. I can dream can't I? If you see this, you can write and say hello. I'll withhold all the passionnate words I wish to say, because hey, what's the use?

Saturday, January 26, 2008

MARKET BASKET 3:pm PM yesterday - m4w

Reply to: pers-5xxxx035@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-26, 7:01AM EST
tall good looking blond. you hare nice flowers and I was tolking to you abouter. email me
Location: concord

Sunday, January 20, 2008

HWW=Hot Women Wanted - m4w

Reply to: pers-5xxx655@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-19, 10:09PM EST
Is it too much to ask? One question! Where are all of the hot females in NH? It is so hard to find hot women on the internet, as it probably is to find a hot guy. I just sit back and read the profiles and come to the conclusion that I either have to lower standards or go venture out and try to meet someone face to face. Atleast there you know that your getting the most up to date profile, in person, nothing to hide. I guess what i am getting at is that i have missed the connections with the beautiful women i've been around and am just seeking to regain the things that i took for granted, hot friends. Where the hell are they. Please help!
PS: I am really not shallow, just honest.
Location: All Over NH

Sunday, January 13, 2008

Freecycle Gone Wrong

Offer in Kittery
I have three bags of unopened icing that is found in cinnamon rolls in the refrg.'d section at the grocery store. We are dieting so I don't want these...PU can be today. tx Nancy

Thursday, January 3, 2008

NAPA DELIVERY GIRL

NAPA DELIVERY GIRL - m4w - 27
Reply to: pers-xxxxx676@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-01-03, 4:25PM EST
YOU THE ONE I EYE EVERYDAY WHEN YOU BRING ME MY PARTS IN ROCHESTER, BEUTIFUL SMILE, KILLER LOOKS MMMMM, I JUST WANT TO HAVE A NIGHT OF WILD TIMES WITH YOU. YOU HAVE THE MOST SEXY EYES I HOPE YOU SEE THIS POSTING. TODAY WE CHATTED OUTSIDE WHILE I SMOKED A BUTT, AND YOU WERE TELLING ME ABOUT THE NEW TRUCKS YOU GUYS GOT, AND I JUST COULD STOP THINKING ABOUT HOW BAD I WANT TO HAVE YOU. I REALLY HOPE YOU READ THIS. I DONT KNOW IF YOIU HAVE A BOYFRIEND, AND REALLY I DONT CARE, I DONT WANT A RELATIONSHIP. I JUST WANT YOU ALL OF YOU!!!!!!!