Wednesday, December 19, 2007
Monday, December 10, 2007
and after tomorrow I could forever melt in your arms, feel secure, drown in your aura, your scent, tight in the clasp between your legs, I surrender, our bodies, our body heats wax, and into the fire we smile
Thursday, October 11, 2007
We made eye to eye contact for a few minutes as you walked by , went down to an isle as I walked to other side of store, you left I left you got in white car and went up main st. I watched you walk to car in front of me.....niceeeeee,you are hot........You were looking at me in store I think trying to read my nascar shirt, 8 reasons why I hate #24
Date: 2007-10-10, 11:42PM EDT
every time i see u running arons with ur dad ur hott u drive a bmw and come often to my buisness love to chat tell me ur dads name so i know its u if u see this hun ur HOTT!!
Wednesday, September 19, 2007
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Date: 2007-09-19, 6:02PM EDT
Again he was working in a hole on 111 in Windham NH Near Delahunty Nurseries & Florist. He was the ONLY one with the yellow hard hat on, Someone HELP ME!!!
Location: Windham NH
RE:I seen the most PERFECT man again today!! - w4m - w4m
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Date: 2007-09-19, 6:23PM EDT
Well, let me help you.... I seen??? Great english! How about trying ' I HAVE seen, or I SAW'??? And, "Most perfect?" Thats as bad as "110%"... If I was the subject of your affection, I'd walk away after reading your post...Definately NOT an English major...
Location: S. NH
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
Date: 2007-08-28, 4:31PM EDT
I am offering a very nice, upper middle class couch for sale. The wife and I bought it from Ethan Allen two years ago for thousands. But you know how it is. It doesn't go with the new drapes my wife bought when she was pissed at me for having that obvious affair with my secretary. So we're redecorating. Again.
I'll put it to you this way, this thing has clearly been used. I mean, it's had 3 kids and the dog all over it. But it's a fricking Ethan Allen sofa, people! I paid two grand for it, not two years ago. And it's not like you could afford to buy one of these babies new, now can you?
It's a hell of a couch, if not for the fact that it's from Falmouth, but also because it's particularly resilient. It's had my naked, sweaty, hairy ass on it more times than I can count but you wouldn't know it. That's because I paid extra to have it Scotch-guarded. I'm telling you. It's repelled the stains of semen, vomit, sweat, shrimp scampi, wine, baby spit up, and urine. And that's just what I can recall off the top of my head as I sit at my gorgeous mahogany desk in my Portland office between clients.
There is one place where my extremely high-end exotic cat has badly scratched the couch, but that won't be noticeable to you, Mr. Munjoy Hill.
So please contact me and let me know when you can bring your rusted out Subaru to my semicircle driveway to pick it up. My wife will be happy to pretend she's heartbroken to see her couch go as she looks down her beautifully reshaped nose at you. And I'll be glad to stare hungrily at your 22-year-old girlfriend's fine, fine art school ass as the two of you haul it out through the double doors of our mcfoyer.
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
Date: 2007-08-22, 1:44PM EDT
This is a cute shelf made of a rod iron like metal. It has a green finish and nice scroll work and embellishments. Could have many uses. Cleaning house and making room for new furniture. In New Condition Measurments 19 inches Wide 8 and 1/2 inches Deep 48 Inches Tall $15.00 Priced to go
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Monday, May 7, 2007
I really felt the connection. If you could find it in your heart to hear me out, I'd love to make you dinner sometime. It could be at my place and I'll use plastic ware. Let me know... - Case #51**0
Saturday, May 5, 2007
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Monday, March 19, 2007
What's your favorite thing about Atlanta? The variety, and the tons of places to eat!
What's your least favorite thing about Atlanta? All the racial bullshit.
What are your 5 favorite local hangouts? Dixie Tavern, Dark Horse Tavern, Red Door, The pool Hall (for shock value), Star Bar.......Wherever da partys at!
What's your favorite slang expression? "Motherfucker!"
What's under your bed? Dust Bunnies
What's your guiltiest pleasure? Sugar
What's your most prized possession? My Dog
What's one thing people are surprised to find out about you? It used to be that I had tattoos, but now probably that Im very passionate about certain things.
Quote a line from your favorite movie. hmmmmmm, seriously there are tons! Ill have to pick later.
I consider myself an open-minded person, but my deal breakers are smokers and prudes
It's Sunday morning at 10 a.m. If I'm not still sleeping, I'm workin in the shop or on the computer
The quickest way to my heart is laughter / honesty The quickest way to my bed is flirting and openess And in the morning, I like my eggs cooked scrambled w/cheese
When I die, I believe I will go to outer space
I wouldn't be who I am if I was someone else
I wouldn't sell my dog for a billion dollars.
If I could have any super hero power, it would be super strength and i would use it in evil ways
Thursday, February 22, 2007
I teach cooking classes a few times a month,do some food consulting/private chef work, donate my time when I can, and work on building my massage practice constantly. I have friends and family over quite often to dinner; it's probably my favorite hobby.I also enjoy sailing, golf, and all mountain sports (hike, bike, ski, board, tele)I've been really focused on my health and fitness since my last birthday, and I feel great.I've recently become addicted to hooping; just google it and you'll get the idea. All my life lacks is you!
Wednesday, February 21, 2007
Tuesday, February 20, 2007
If Stars were my Dreams then our journey would be a Galaxy. I would have to say one of the greatest gifts from my MOM was ( because my dad died when I was 14 ) old fashion values and morals, respect and tradition, chilvary and love. NOW FOR THAT LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR WITHIN THIS SINCERE LETTER! (;-} I remember the time when King Aurthor ( He had a few to many Pina Coladas that day ) told me I had to go out and slay all the dragons in the Kingdom in order to bring honor to his people and Kingdom, and my reward would be a very special Princess that my heart has longed for, anyplace in the world. He figured the best man for this adventure at 5'9", 46 years young,white male, brown hair and hazel-brown eyes, ( spiritual ) , Educated, Self Employed, with child living in Oregon, velvet and steel, weighing in at around 165 pounds, with an athletic build, could defeat these with an athletic build, could defeat these wild beast. The king knows I don't drink or do drugs and have a love for life and the future. So I grab my best weapon, ( which was my bag of kindness, love and peace, you have to have a since of humor for this job and there's not much time for TV and would rather be out doing something fun with my princess, ) and went about the Kingdom finding all the dragons. For this Kingdom is near the ocean. One by one I filled these furosious dragons with my magic weapon ( love, kindness, thoughtfulness, honesty, faithfulness ) and talked them into becoming furnaces to heat the castle, for you have read about how cold these castles are in New England in the winter times. ! We now have running hot water to bathe with-(Dragon Fire)! I love being clean and groomed. Because of my heroic effort King Author Knighted me and I am known as Prince Fred. He asked me what was this Princess substance that I would want, and I said, "nothing more than what I am willing to give." So tell me Prince Fred what is that? ( to be continued when I here from you ) smile !
Friday, February 16, 2007
I'm a single from Portsmouth,NH, looking for someone who can share with me, I like to enjoy the life with having meal at restaurant,travelling, swimming and any kind of fun activities, I'm a 37 year old guy lived in P-----, New Hampshire. I like to describe my self as an easy going, happy, intelligent,attracti ve and funny and ready to have girlfriend to share
I am a layed back person . I enjoy being at home like dinner and a movie at home is a good thing. Dont get out a lot but like a small pub or sports bar over nightclubs. Like to shoot pool and darts. I love being at the ocean love saltwater fishing. Like to play golf at least once a week. Looking for someone with some common interest to spend good times with.