Monday, August 22, 2011

Seeking cute college girl to help with expenses - 33 (Epping)

Ok first off I am completely normal guy, clean, decent looking, own my own etc. I'm just not looking for a relationship, and I don't go to bars or wherever to meet girls. anyways...I'm looking for a cute girl who wouldn't mind meeting a couple times a week , I'll help you pay for books or whatnot.

Looking For Lady Roommate Free - 50 (Chester NH)

Looking for a lady that needs a nice safe place to call home! Me 5'6" 160lb ,Don't drink or smoke and no drugs. Have a great place here in chester to share. I could be the best friend you ever have. Lets talk meet where ever you feel safe date as long as you wish . Than maybe you will see i could be a great roommate and friend . Lets you please be real I am
Please send pic if you have one .

Saturday, August 20, 2011

my loving husband

I love you with all my heart, mind body and soul. Your one hell of a husband, not to mention an outstanding father. You've gone out of your way to make me happy and to make sure the children have what they need. A'm not only lucky but I'm blessed to have you in my life and proud to say that I'm your wife. You've done so much for me I couldn't even to begin where to start when thanking you. The only way I know how to thank you is to love you everyday of my life. I know that you don't believe in god but I know deep down inside that you were sent to me and I to you. Heaven Sent. I know Im not perfect as much as I'd want to be, but when I look at all these other women and to think that your with me, to me that's something special. I'm no barbie doll, and I know I'm not a size 2, but Im not job of the hut either, and I want to say thank you for loving me for who I am. I have no desire for anyone else, so your it baby, your stuck with me, and you know what? Its a damn good feeling to know that I have something wonderful coming home every night from work. I love you. If I had to do it all over again when the day I met you, I would. Wouldn't think twice about it. I want to grow with you and wake up in your arms. Thank yoiu for making me your partner in life, my best friend, lover, my husband. I love you

Thursday, August 18, 2011



Looking for a ... Christian ... - 50 (Manchester)

Looking for a ... nice Christian woman who is lonely and who would like to do some things together. I am in my fifties but look younger. Please be pretty, fit, loving and kind, and a bit younger than me, and look younger yourself. We cam email, chat, talk, and see what two lonely Christians can do. Prefer a never-married, like myself, without kids [like myself], however that is an ideal wish, so... And, I like the Asian looks, as they always seem to be smiling!! That's all. If you're tired of being all alone, all-the-time, well, please do contact me, ok? Thanks. PS--I am a former church musician, guitarist, pianist, drummer, harmonica-ist, and used to be a nationally known electric guitar designer.* I have a cat, Buddy, who is like a son I never had. PTL! PS--I sure could use a hug and a kiss as it's been a long time ... and you can probably understand that too. Brick
*search the web for Plexiglas g guitars

totally baffled by "real man" "true love" - 44 (Brewer)

I am really just ranting because I saw another couple breaking up who had no business dating to start with and they made a baby

I do not understand all the divorced women or men or just those with children seeking these. Did you not have it, why else would you marry and or make a baby? My work tells me that 90% of the people who get divorced never should have married to begin with as they really shared nothing more then animal qaulities for the "need" to have sex. I want a real woman, but a real woman does not need to have slept with scum, made babies, or be what we from the coast call harbor hogs. They can be like real men who worked, learned what they wanted from life, learned good behaviour learned which people were not worthy of dating. Eliminating icky is the easy part finding someone fun who has morals is the hard part.

Lets be real growing up how many of us said I want to be a dumb, fat drunk, druggie slut? What ever happened to those innocent dreams being worked on to come to reality? All spam who cannot tell me the date

In Need of help - 41 (lewiston/Auburn/Gardiner)

My name is Kevin . I came to Lewiston to work on a mans motel . he promised me this and that and has not kept his word one time , now I'm stranded and owed 3 weeks pay . I am a good man , good looking and well built , who has had a very bad streak of luck since I feel off a roof last octotober , I have lost my house , my vehicles , most of my tools . I need help . All I have to offer is myself , a vast knowledge of carpentry/plumbing and electrical . I dont know what else to say , Im not used to asking anyone for anything . Please leave messages at united_home_repair at yahoo . Thank you .....Kevin..... I will send Pictures apon request .

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Amazing woman with silver toenails and beautiful eyes. - m4w - 36 (The sweetest place on earth.)

I am so hopelessly in love with you, hopeless because:

1- I'm married
2- Your married
3- Your totally out of my league

You're so smart, intelligent, friendly, fun and beautiful that I can't get you off my mind. When I see you my heart beats faster, time slows down which just means that my brain is writing down everything about you, it seems slow to me because I want to remember every moment. I keep thinking about your face your eyes, your smile. Then I saw your pretty silver toenails, it was just another thing to write down to my brain, permanently in memory I never want to forget. Above all I would love to be your friend. So I can ask you about yourself, who you are, what you are thinking.
The only advice I have for you, you should really have kids, you have a great husband and you're an amazing woman who would make a great mother. I cant figure out why you havent had kids. I want to talk to you.

Yours helplessly in love with you , Joe

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ISO Hornsby date - 47 (Portsmouth NH)

Hey I'm looking for a lady who likes Bruce Hornsby. I have pretty good seats, open to dinner beforehand. Tell me about yourself and what songs you like. I'm a nice guy HWP, outgoing and open to dutch dinner beforehand if you like :-)

no one to rush hom too can you change that? (biddeford)

well i hate coming home to my self it's not what i imagined my life would be and i am sure it's my fault after messing up time and time and time again i am a good man i just make a mistake or 2 i never cheated on anyone ever i never lied but i think i am a hard man too love i dont know why i work every day i dont drink and rarely smoke weed i am a good dad i try my best to keep my love ones happy i know i am just a man like the country son says but i still deserve to be loved ever heard the song catch a grenade for you well i would and still i cant find anyone that i like i enjoy walking the beach and playing with my son night clubs are not my thing i like watching movies at home i have a good job and my own place my own car i am good looking iam 35 iam NOT looking for a fling or one night stand so if your interested please send a pic and tell me what ur looking for please be height weight proportioned i think thats how you spell it well email me if you like 2 know more thanks for reading i will send a pic in return i am 5'8 165 lbs shaved head only because i am going bald just so you know

Sunday, August 14, 2011

wanted crazey girl for never dull ltr

35 or under I NEED AN ALL AROUND WOMEN. YOUNGER THAN ME. im 51. your job will be to keep us happy "mine to" be focused crazey sexey in the mood did i say sexey and in shape?my job is to make you satisfied not just with sex , well mostley. never a dull moment. being normal is just wrong.

Friday, August 12, 2011


Hello. I am trying to find a good woman for my former boyfriend. I had to move out of the state for my job and he couldnt move due to his job and son being here. He is 42 divorced and now single. He stands 5-6 150 lbs blonde and blue eyed. He is clean D+D FREE doesnt drink and is quitting smoking. He is an amazing man with a heart of gold loyal funny and faithful. He enjoys hiking camping reading movies cooking ( which he does quite well ) NASCAR the beach at night road trips on the motorcycle and telling jokes. He makes the people around him laugh and have a good time. He isnt into drama and would rather discuss an issue than fight about it. He has his own appartment a good fulltime job car and motorcycle and lives in the Rochchester area but he doesnt mind driving. PLEASE RESPOND WITH A CLEAN PIC AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO WEED OUT SPAM. This is a real ad and he is a real person. He doesnt photograph well his pics DO NOT do him justice. DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT GUY. I almost gave up the job to stay with him. Thank you.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

old fat man seeks young size 0-2 with brains :) - 42 (brewer)

I am legit why flag? If I was even in Portland this would be easy to find but north of portland it would be easier to find a pearl in a clam. I am seeking someone young enough to take time to know to be sure we right for each and be able to start a family. Start as in I have no children and will not date anyone with children. I never had the wild drunk make an ass of myself and bring others down with me attitude that so many females seem to want until they find themselves single with babies living on the dole. You may have done this or something similar and be a wonderful person now but I just do not care I do not want the mental or physical baggage. So if you are smart enough never to whored yourself out to scum and want a male with the same traits why not try me out? Be sure to make the response personal enough that it could not be spam because I dislike spam as much as dumb people

Sunday, August 7, 2011

where is my angel - 45 (new hampshir....vermont,,,,maine)

hey ladies thought i would give this a try.....i lke to do everything im very out going and alot of fun to be around.....looking for someone between 35 to 40 year olds that can keep up with my life ifthat is u let me know

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

nice chick wanted - 44 (rumford area)

looking to meet a nice women to start out see where it goe's maybe with some bennys to.... if you have children thats ok. i have one to. at this time am married but slowly going down hill.. i know she is scruwing around but cant prove it. so why bother to arque right i will just meet some one. and when i find the right one then i will tell her to scruw.. any ways i am nice carring sweet and easy going fun to be with.... thats it for now any quest, just ask i will tell pic would be nice i have one but dont like posting i will send to yr email upon request but dont forget you need to send one thanks by the way i am more the laid back type of guy not into bar seens.. more of a home body

Just need somebody - 33 (OOB)

In a crappy mood, going through some stuff....I just need an attractive woman 2 hang out with and have some laughs.
If more happens cool...Im 5'11" 175, brw/blu attractive, good sense of humor and 420 friendly
You-age and race dont matter as long as ur legal lol
Come have some fun and laughs with me

Monday, August 1, 2011

Stop staring at my tits, my face is up here! - 26 (Portland)

Hey every one. I'm Big Jon. Living in Portland and being awesome. I love to cook for my friends and have people over for dinner or some meal type thing at least once a week. I like to go people watching, go to fort Williams, drive around my boat at the lake, go swimming, be rather close to air conditioners, wood working, dressing like a pirate on occasion, wearing my kilt quite often, being mostly naked, making people laugh, write standup, tell stories, bake, target shooting, knife and ax throwing, doing the highland games, being rad, special effects make up, and other assorted shenanigans. Some of my goals are to move down to philly and own a food truck and sell tacos and BBQ and the like in the next 5 years or so. If you are laid back but outgoing, not too serious but have enough depth to keep a conversation going, then you should probably write to me. Hope to hear from you! woot

make sure you put " Big shoes, Big Jon" in the subject line so i know your not spam. and a pic would be great as well! lick

Cute Redhead Wanted - 50 (Seacoast)

Gray hair looking for real redhead to pursue rewarding FWB. Be 21 to 45. Put "Seacoast" in title to get read. And please attach a pic. Yours gets mine.