Monday, November 30, 2009

Any ladies like guys with long hair - 35 (nh)

Date: 2009-11-30, 8:48AM EST
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Any ladies that still like guys with long hair. Feel free to email me. I have pictures.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

I am looking for a female companion who could be in my shoe

Married but not Dead - 34 (Bangor Area)
Date: 2009-11-28, 5:03PM EST
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Going through that phase of life when the physical aspect of marriage fall apart. The wife has taken me as granted and sex is merely a routine than fun. I do have other reasons that kind a made me to seek this kind a relationship.I am looking for a female companion who could be in my shoe, looking for a discreet relationship and excitement in life. I am very open minded and a fun loving guy to be around. I have an athletic body and a lot more to offer. I am open for anything as long its fun and exciting. If you think you are this woman, I'll accept your respond with an open mind. Please type in the word UMAINE in the subject of the email so I know your real. Hope to hear from you soon.

Friday, November 27, 2009

Shannanagans of milford tonight - 26 (Milford)

Date: 2009-11-27, 6:41PM EST
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Hey there Im the the guy who wants to have fun and what a better way to do it and find someone who enjoys the same I figure this, come on down to shananagans of milford around 9-9:30 tonight for kariokiee, trust me you wont miss me I'll be they guy to sing old school rock and roll and be dancing lol so yea if you'd like to have a fun nioght and be looking to get to know a guy and see the fun loving side come on down tonight-??? hope to see you there feel free to intriduce yourself toi me Im not shy look for me lol :) or hit me up at milla_tym yah who c o m send me yours in a letter and a pic and i will as well hehe hope you all had a Hap-E- Turkey Day---Gobble gobble

Ten million dollar girl wanted.... - 34 (NH and RI)

Date: 2009-11-27, 8:13PM EST
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I figure a 10 million dollar girl would be a good investment, especially since most gals I meet today are worth all of about $.02. One thing I've discovered lately is that no matter how bad a girl is there's always somebody that will put up with them and they know it, especially if they're pretty. Not me,, life's too short......No, I'm not 34, but I have posted a very recent picture. I'm looking for an attractive, trim, good nature d, earthy, sensual and spiritual gal, 20’s thru 30’s, with a little Bohemian side to her who would love an LTR with a very smart, deep and unusual guy. I’m into doing things with the mind, the hands and the heart. I want to keep a simple home in the country that’s dept free but to do many, many cool and interesting things, things that are fun as well as things that are profound. Sexuality will be a big part of that as well as pushing the boundaries of the mind and soul. Who needs TV?? I’m well endowed with long endurance and you need to be very comfortable around a guys manhood. Drop me a note!

Am I really that repulsive? - 48 (Maine)

Date: 2009-11-27, 4:16PM EST
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I know it seams like Im complaining. Im not trying to but Im a bit confussed. I know I must be very repulsive. Im just not sure why. I know Im butt ugly. But so are a lot of people who still manage to get dates. I know Im not the smartes man in Maine. But I dont think Im the dummbest either. Either way I seam to be very good at repeling woman. I even seam to creep them out. I dont meen to, it just happens.


Are you pregnant and lonely? - 34 (lowell Ma)
Date: 2009-11-27, 11:34AM EST
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I know this a wierd question. I konw some people make mistakes and don't mean to get pregnant. Are you alone and expecting? Im looking for someone who seeks the physical aspects of pregnancy. Im not looking to take over the responsibility. Call it what you will. If you are hit me up. If you are for real and your read my post please put "MUSE UPRISING" in the subject line.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Seeking Living Companion - 27 (S-W. NH)

Date: 2009-11-22, 10:17AM EST
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So this is it. I've finally saved up enough money to get started at living on my own. I'm thinking of finding the right person to be with, be happy, and at the same time lighten some of the financial burden. No, I'm not looking to jump into a new life right away. Developing a relationship will- of course- take time. However, you know now that I am committed, and ready to make the big move. I am loyal, honest, and decent looking. Your pic will get mine. We'll exchange a few emails back and forth, and then if you seem cool, I will take you out to dinner and we can go from there. All personalities, shapes and sizes may apply... and if you don't send a picture, I will not ignore you. I understand that it's risky sending pictures to strangers.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Nice Rich guy looking for a date - 27 (Manchester)

Date: 2009-11-17, 9:21PM EST
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So please let me know, about you with a picture.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

I'm bored O.K! Why else would I be on craigs list? - 53 (Oxford/maine)

Date: 2009-11-17, 1:45PM EST
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If you live in or near to Oxford county Maine and are a single female please help me to be unbored--- I will be eternally grateful.

Putting the cart before the horse... - 38 (Seacoast)

Date: 2009-11-17, 1:49PM EST
Just thought I'd go out on a limb, but I wanted to see if any woman out there, after a thorough discussion and a few weeks or months -- no hurry -- might consider having a kid with me while we made money with a baby blog and I worked my regular job too.

Monday, November 16, 2009

A servant for you - 40

Date: 2009-11-16, 1:30PM EST
Hi! I am a male that would love to work for you in a CFNM (clothed female naked male) situation. I am here to offer you the service of doing your housework, repairs or other similair tasks. I will thoroughly clean, vacuum, dust, scrub floors, clean bathrooms, iron your clothes, etc.. I can fix and repair most computers and can do most handyman work. You can sit back, put your feet up and relax as I work for you. I will serve you a drink or food, all you have to do is ask.
I am 6’1” in shape, light brown hair, hazel eyes. I am also well mannered, educated, and easy going. I am very safe and discreet. I have a great sense of humor so I hope this can be something fun you can do.
No strings attached. No physical or sexual contact is expected or required from you other than I work naked, you remain fully clothed.
After my work is done and you feel I have done a good job,.. you can decide if I deserve to masturbate infront of you. When I leave, and you will be left with a bunch of chores you don't have to do now. More time for you to relax, and do whatever you want to do, read a book, visit friends, whatever your happy doing.
:) Hope to hear from you.
Location: nashua

Friday, November 13, 2009

He's no land whale

average guy seeks same in women - 29 (raymond)
Date: 2009-11-12, 12:51PM EST
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i am a little down on my luck both in love and career and i am trying to fix that now. i am not in the greatest shape but i am not a land whale either. i like to read, don't smoke, drink only occasionally, i like to go out with my friends. when it comes to dating i am a traditionalist you know dinner and a movie, i like sports but i am not that into them. would love to meet a good conversationalist. preferably someone between the ages of 25-35. thanks for reading pls send msg if you are interested. maybe we will talk.

want revenge sex ?? - 49

Date: 2009-11-12, 11:00PM EST
SEND HIM A PICTURE OF IT .......if you really want to get him..i can bring a friend
Location: pembroke

i realy like anamals

looking for a good women - 38
Date: 2009-11-12, 11:58PM EST
im looking for a women that is honest and loveing and cares aboute the people in her life.if thats not you thanks for looking but find someone diferent. a litle aboute me- my gramer sucks. i havent been in a real relationship in a long time aboute five not an angel and ive been in alot of trouble most of my life but im realy trying to be a good famly is very important to me and i would like someone who has the same famly valuse.i like to goto the beach,out to eat,sit at home and watch a smoker and ill probably never quit dont do drugs.i realy like anamals and kids.looks are not super important to me but im not atracted to big girls but love a little bit of chunkynes,you dont have to be chunky though. i love a women who looks good in high heels and thats my bigest atraction to a women.i have a good job and make decent money as an autotechnician i hate to work but it has to be life is pretty boring write now with absulutly no love in it and im getting pretty lonely.well im not going to keep going on with my sad story if there are any good women left i hope to here from you soon.thanks for looking. john....... please send pics!
Location: manchester


hugs and kisses - 47
Date: 2009-11-13, 4:00PM EST
my name is michael. i am 47 years old.i have brown hair blue eyes 5 ft.9 in tall weigh in at arouind 190. I like to drink and dance fish golf beach drive camp travel but most of all what really turns my world around is loving you. hurry and let me no about yourselves and send some pics if u can and i will let you know if were compatible or not.CAPRICORN loving warm and very sensitive. hope to hear from you asap.thank you.bye 4 now.
Location: seacoast

tired of finishing last - 32

Date: 2009-11-13, 2:42PM EST
tired of finishing last because swimming through that B S im 32 yrs 170 lbs told i a catch but always finding the wrong woman.brown eyes and to snowboard and mt bike.I` dont what to write i never done this before so you questions i got the answer.So hope to hear from a couple of nice girls take care
Location: southern nh

Wednesday, November 11, 2009


Single Idependent Overall Super Nice guy Looking for You cum see me??? - 41
Date: 2009-11-10, 8:08AM EST
Hello Ladies how are you was just wondering if there is any Women out there who could use some attention that is probally well deserved. I'm very good with my hands among other things, maybe some stress relief after a long day at work. Maybe you just want to talk for a while to somebody that can hold a conversation with, let your hair down ladies and relax for a bit .......
Here is a little information about me overall nice Single infit employed dd free non smoker dont bar hop dont like them kind of a stay at home guy, worked all my life never took a hand out was determined to do it on my own now just want to spend some time with a very nice Lady who knows what she wants.
If this at all intrieges you drop me a line maybe we'll swap a pic or to and see where it go's and believe me I'm Real not like thes other adds here..
So lets do this see where it goes thanks for reading .......
Location: Newport Sunappee area

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Fucking Board!! - 27

Date: 2009-11-05, 9:43PM EST
I’m really fucking board, my girlfriend is sick, and I’m in the house. It’s too late to try and hang out with any of my friends does anyone want to hang out! Cold wet motorcycle ride? Go four wheeling? Go to the beach? Skiball? Whatever just get the hell out of the house with a stranger for a couple hours?
Location: Hampton

Hi question for you all - 47

Date: 2009-11-06, 6:17PM EST
Hi there, ..I tried this once before about 7 months ago and got 2 responses….both of them telling me that I was an A**hole because I smoked and that was too bad the rest of it (honesty, faithful, sense of humor, etc sounded pretty good)…..But was null and void because I smoked …So they gave pity upon me…and wished me well (well maybe not in so many words and mot very kindly either lol)…..So I, being ,not so dumb and all..I got on the patch an quit smoking for a while (2 days 7 hrs and 45 minutes (give or take a few) )…now I smoke even more .. oh by the way …thank you the 2 of you if you read this… & to make matters worse I like to drink on weekends and lounge out by the pool , swim in it rain or shine (there are times the rain part is actually kind of nice when rain and water are warmer than the air =) .. (so I am not that sick) and I like to have BBQ’s and a fire in the Pit. Other times watch a good movie or show or even better a good concert DVD (again I’M sorry but I like Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, scorpions, etc, …I play guitar and I like their sound and style) so now that I have made most of you hit the back button to go to the next post …before you do …let me say thank you for reading=) Good luck in your search=) and get back to me if you might be curious…am I an
A) Idiot
B) Comedian
C) All of the above
D) Neither of the above
E) Other (Please explain)
F) Oh ya almost forgot…lol an A**hole
But in all seriousness have a great Day
P.S if you do respond and you don’t want me to respond back to you.. just say that at the end of your response and I will read then delete no matter what you say (unless what you say is just too funny to pass up then I will respond and give you “Kudos” )…and if your bold enough by all means please send a picture Oh and another thing I am really not interested in dating sites, or verification sites, or scams of some kind, though I know some of you will waste your time trying to send me them anyways lol …in fact I will probably get way more of them than I do real responses please put your answer A thru F in the subject line when responding so I know that you are real =) Again have a great day…
Location: Hudson

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Looking for a gorgeous nymphomaniac with really low standards - 42

Date: 2009-11-05, 11:48AM EST
Well no, not really. She has to have high standards.
I just wanted you to read my post and it looks like it worked.
And if this post offends you, then feel free to skip me and GO ON TO THE NEXT POST!
By the way, I’m sure the guy in the next post is looking for a gorgeous nymphomaniac too but he’s not saying so. At least I’m honest.
Here’s the deal. I’m having trouble finding a woman around my age (give or take 5 years or so). Why? Well because women SAY they want a ‘nice guy’ BUT they daydream about themselves with a ‘BAD BOY’. (If you’re 22 years old and have no idea what I‘m talking about, just wait until you’re a little older. You will!)
Let’s play out that little ‘BAD BOY’ fantasy, shall we? You find your ‘BAD BOY’ and he’s a lean, mean, 8” f*cking machine. He’s great, just what you’ve dreamed about!
You only wish he had all his own teeth.
And his own hair.
And a job.
But he drives a soupped-up ‘68 camaro convertible that’s a blast to ride in! Too bad the floor is rotted out on the passenger side and you always get soaked when he drives thru puddles. That, and he has to borrow gas money from you and you never get it back. Why? HE HAS NO JOB! And what about all that other money he’s borrowed from you, promising that he’ll pay you back as soon as he’s found a job? Has he? Well? Oh, but he’s so sweet (when he’s sober and he remembers to brush his teeth).
Does all this compensate for the fact that he can hardly write, he smells, and even worse, he farts during sex?!?
OK, don’t answer that, not yet. Think about this…
I can be your ‘nice’ bad boy. I can be your lean, mean machine. And I have my own teeth and hair and a great job! But wait, there’s more. I have a vicious sense of humor, and I floss! I’m (somewhat) housebroken but I still have enough devil in me to keep you on your toes.
All that, and I don’t fart during sex!
OK, OK. I don’t have a ’68 camaro but my truck has a solid floor and (whoo-hoo) heat! It even passed inspection without me having to bribe anyone!
All I ask of you is that you have a wicked sense of humor (can you make fun of a fat, I mean HUGE, guy that somehow shoehorned himself into a tiny Toyota prious, driving down the highway?), that you not take life too seriously (it’s not permanent you know, enjoy it while you can), and that you be height/weight proportionate (ie.You have a waist smaller than your boobs and hips).
Oh, and bonus points for being a gorgeous nymphomaniac.
Interested? There’s 3 simple rules;
1) I’m serious, you be serious;
2) Put something witty in your subject line so I can tell you aren’t spam. Maybe something about whipped cream. Or handcuffs. Or both!
3) Do not (I repeat, do not!) email me with a one liner ‘so tell me about yourself’. Hellooooo!! If you don’t already know what makes me tick, I can’t help you. Why don’t you tell ME about YOURSELF?
4) (Did I say three rules? I meant four!) Please include a photo. Again, so I can tell you aren’t spam.
OK, with that said, I promise to answer every email that looks like it didn’t come from the FBI. Thanks!
Location: near Milford NH

Wednesday, November 4, 2009


Date: 2009-11-02, 9:12PM EST
Handsome black man, slender Hare seeking cute little bunny, romantic and slender to share my carrots with. Let's hop all over town and have some good times and have a hare-raising experience. If you like to lay in clover and nibble, a plus :-).Get back to me with a recent picture and a brief message.Thanks!
Location: NH

Yes, I'm serious...are you? - 24

Date: 2009-11-04, 6:32AM EST
Hello. I'm 24, autistic, I have panic attacks, I smoke and have been for a long time. I have bad teeth and can't taste and smell very well. I'm hoping you're not too much on looks and can see that even the ugly have hearts. I'm 6ft tall and 145lbs. I want to weigh 160, because some say I look gaunt. I love to sing in the car, I'm tone deaf anywhere else. I listen to hardcore, metal, screamo...that kind of stuff. I would prefer you have an interest in my music, as I do not like country and especially do not like derogatory gangster rap. An interest in art, music or winter activities is excellent. If you're some scene girl or even emo for that matter, you've got a foot in the door. I enjoy small dates, I enjoy sitting at home just as much. Coffee is a major part of my life, as well as meat. So if you're a vegetarian or that other kind, you'll probably end up hating me. I love playing videogames as all boys do. Please be okay with this. I am not looking for sex. I want to meet someone, go on a few dates, then see where we're at. Snuggling is okay. ALSO Please stop sending bullsh*t e-mails where I have to sign-up at some web site or give my credit card information. That's completely f*cking stupid and a waste of my time. People can converse via e-mail. Thank you and have an amazing day.
Location: Southern, NH

"This is my last post" - 36

Date: 2009-11-04, 4:04PM EST
Hey ladies how are you? Heres the deal I am divorced,not working right now,back home with mom and dad, no licence and yes I have a past and so dont you so what ! I am not a rapist or a child molester, but I do have an extensive criminal background I made alot of mistakes when I was younger thats what makes me stronger today. I am looking for the right one I dont play games life is to short. So I like you thin, good looking and out doors type of woman. I smoke drinks from time to time I have a six year old daughter a brutal ex wife that I am still battling in court so its fair to say i have some baggage if you want to start as friends and let it grow then lets do this without all the B/S.
Location: Southern NH

Sunday, November 1, 2009

Why is it so diffacult to find a Awnest, Decent Woman??? - 27

Date: 2009-11-01, 2:11PM EST
Hey its me RJ Again, I Keep Posting these ads and all I get is Bots and Hoes, what is wrong with this world?? I wounder if any one takes me for real?? Or if their not attracted to me or something like that ???
Ok O Well Then I'll Try Again Im 27 yrs old, White, pic's, not fat and healthy 6'0 Blond blues med built 165lbs Clean guy irish/american guy I Like To sky dive, Bungee Jump, Race Stock Cars, Ski/Board, water sports, I Love FootBall, GO PATS!!! Also I am a huge Yankees Fan too "We're In The World Series BABY!!!" , Awnestly I would go out a Sox fan even know I despize them but its the oldest rivalery in Base ball history and it would make it fun at games too, love to hate relationship lol but in a good way!! Like Hockey but its not what it used to be unfort. As far as Music, Im in to Rock/Rap/Alt. not a counrty Fan at all. I work for myself as a auto mechanic, body work, Car sales what ever makes a dollar, I also am a construction buff too I dont make great money, cause its been really slow as of late peoples tight on money and such "Ecconamie" go figure lol And yes,"dont have a lic for 19 more months"Its all paid just waiting out my time, But I dont exspect my g/f to drive me every where, I got rides and a Thumb lol so if u cant deal with this dont write back please, it would be really nice if a girl actaully read my ads, instead of u didnt say that in ur ad, B.S. Its here in black and white.
Typa girl Im looking for? I need a girl that has her head on her shoulders, I dont care if u have a kid but not 5 lol Im not rich and i cant support that many. I would like a girl that isnt a whore, cheater, liar, or any of the sort. Ive had my fill and it breaks my heart to think there isnt any one out there for me :( Money really doesnt matter to me so if u dont have much and think u have a chance,well by all means reply. I want a firey, passionate, warm & Caring woman that knows one thing about life "SHIT HAPPENS" all to often as Ive found so far. Im not really in to bigger women, look im 165lbs soken wet and i'd like to keep with in those ranges, not superfical but realistic. Ive Never had a complant in the bed room life, Im kinda a freak I like new things, Im not looking just for sex, or one nighters, No other men involed i dont share at all, I'm a big enough man i dont think any woman would be unhappy thats what i will tell u, lol Im sick of being hert and abused in many ways, I dont deserve that kinda punishment, I can only take so much and it really kills me inside to think there isnt one girl out there for me?? Im a really funny, caring, compassionate guy so i just want a girl that feels the same, Like i said i my other ads, IS IT TO MUCH TO ASK??? So if this sounds good? Write Me Back if u like, all i got is time on my hands
Thanks RJ
Remember Looks and money and bling-bling isnt every thing as much as people like to think it is, thats what makes this world Evil....
Location: Seacoast,Northwood,NH