Saturday, December 19, 2009

Do you deserve a song? I'll write you one...tell me why - 26 (Plaistow)

Date: 2009-12-17, 7:31PM EST
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Hi, Have you recently watched your relationship shrivel up an die?
Have you had your heart broken by a no good rotten man?
Have you been without love for some time now?
Have you secretly prayed that you may someday meet a man who plays guitar? and who would write you a song?
I'm bored tonight, so I have picked up my guitar and am in the mood to write a bit.
I am also recently single, and a little bit bored with the home life lately.
I'm a great catch, but sometimes I lose interest in relationships, I've had a few excellent ones...and a few not so good ones...but now I'm looking for someone really special..
I'm 6'1, 200lbs, in good shape, intelligent, educated, musically inclined and waiting for someone to spike my interest!
Hope to hear from someone....look forward to writing a few songs tonight. Please put "My Song" in the title of the e-mail or it will be deleted (too many spammers out there)

looking for a date for xmas party - 35 (exeter seacoast)

Date: 2009-12-17, 10:07PM EST
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hi im 35 m from the seacoast looking for a date for a xmas eve party if ur intreasted the be lobsters clams all kinds of food n boooze if u wana go hit me up with pic n age n please put XMAS PARTY in the subject box so i nw its not spam thats hope to here from u sooon

Yeah Right

Looking for married woman - 38 (Manchester)
Date: 2009-12-17, 10:50PM EST
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So here's the deal. I'm married and committed. No plans on leaving ever. Love my wife. She has a medical condition that doesn't allow her to have sex anymore. She's not very creative when it comes to sex in any way so basically I'm all done. I'm wayyyyy too young to never be able to have sex again. She knows this and after a long discussion we decided on a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. I can have someone on the side as long as I find a way to make it happen such that she has no idea. I stay happy and don't leave or resent her, and she lives knowing that I'm not going anywhere. it's too bad because she's athletic, blonde and very beautiful but sex is painful for her and there's no solution at this point.
Me, I'm a good looking white male, in shape, intelligent by my own standards, affectionate, flirtatious, have a sense of humor and love to give as much, if not more, than I receive. I'm looking for a woman who is married or older and divorced who just wants to have fun. No strings, we email, talk, IM, get together on your terms, flirt, joke, laugh and give each other fun positive, healthy quality time together. I'm within federal guidelines for my height and weight, I'm not looking for perfect because I'm not perfect but height/weight proportional will be important for me. Since I'm posting in NH, I have to mention that teeth are a requirement, ALL of them. Don't like smokers, you should probably not be a regular visitor to the methadone clinic or have piercings where they could get caught on something other than a hair brush.
I have no criminal record, belong to no fringe left or right wing radical groups, I use proper English, bathe regularly, have a really big....heart, I brush my teeth more than once a day, I don;t have any pre-existing conditions that could cause me to unexpectedly die in your presence or require medical attention, I have no communicable diseases, am H1N1 free, I am not capable of fathering children any more and have never had a woman call the police on me or take out a restraining order with my name on it.
If you have interest, send me a note. Thanks and may Jesus bless you....just kidding, I'm not very religious either.

Where are all the GOLDDIGGERS? - 47 (nh)

Date: 2009-12-18, 1:32PM EST
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I am half serious. There has got to be some 20 and 30 somethings out there that are sick of the freaking losers out there. Guys who cannot hold a job, are drinking and using drugs or are going nowhere. I am a great catch. Goodlooking and fun to be with. Very well off. I just hate meeting women that are nice but have alot of baggage and are not attractive. If you want to be pampered and spoiled and step up in life and have what you want email me and I will tell you anything you want to know. I want a younger, full of life, ATTRACTIVE woman. I am not ready to settle. Take a chance and you will not be disappointed. AND, I am not some dirty old man. I am very young looking and young at heart and DESERVE a hot woman.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Seeking unstable woman for drama driven love/hate relationship - 25 (Portland)

Date: 2009-12-15, 1:12PM EST
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Hi there,

I'm seeking a like-minded woman to share a disasterous 3-9 month relationship with, ending in acrimony, emotional chaos, and possibly legal proceedings.

I live in the Portland area, I'm 25 years old, well educated, I hold down a good job and am pretty stable. I'm told I'm fairly good looking. I'm generally caring and very honest.

I am looking for an attractive female who will at first give me obsessive love, praise and devotion - but whose paranoia, self-loathing and fear of rejection and abandonment will eventually lead her to alternately push me away and pull me closer in a love/hate cycle that will lead to infidelity, consensual sexual violence, and the eventual emotional breakdown of one or other party - or if we're lucky - both!

You should:
be 20 to 35 years old;
have a history of short, intense, drama-driven relationships;
enjoy degrading and dehumanising sex;
have undergone negative psychiatric evaluations in the past; and
be willing to threaten self-harm and/or annihilation as a weapon to control your partner and make them stay with you and care for you.
Although not completely necessary, I would prefer women:
with nice smiles;
that have larger than average breasts;
who are married or already in unstable relationships;
that drinks to forget; and
who have had a previous established diagnosis of Borderline or Dependent Personality Disorder or Bi-Polar Affective Disorder - or who are currently taking Lithium Carbonate, SSRIs, or Tri-cyclic antidepressants
If you think you meet these requirements (and wow, I'm getting excited just writing them!), please don't hesitate to get back to me as soon as possible. In the meantime, thank you for reading my advert, and do take care.

All the best

ps: This advert is in recognition of the big neon sign on my forehead that everyone else can see except me.

Sunday, December 13, 2009

hooker site - 45 (me)

Date: 2009-12-13, 8:56AM EST
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this is a hooker site and iam not looking for a hookers iam looking for a real woman that dont need to get payed and iam not looking for sex iam looking for someone to date and go out for dinner or a movie not sex that i have to pay for and iam not in to hookers and i can tell if u are playing games so if you are looking to go on a date and your not a hooker then write back

Saturday, December 12, 2009

no games - 43 (me)

Date: 2009-12-12, 9:00AM EST
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no games iam for a date not a one night stands and iam not looking for agood peaceof ass just adate and see what happens from there iam 100% real man not a kid iam 43 years old with for kids and they are my life so if you are looking for a one night stand or just a peace of ass dont write to this ad ty

Monday, December 7, 2009


reguarding are there any stable women out there - 45 (fitzwilliam)
Date: 2009-12-06, 6:35PM EST
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i have recieved wat to many emails from little girls up to the age of 40 you must not have read my posting i said i dont play games and im not going to deal with your head games so dont email me if your going to ask me to go to another site to log in so you can cheack my background and my past after all i am 45 and wont ask dont want to know what went on in your prior life its none of my business if you cant deal with normal life then flag me because im not intrested insecure women do not email me if you are not stable or if your 45 and act like your 17 i am a normal person and worked very hard for what i have and im not intrested in hearing from anyone thats not straight up on life doug

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

chek me out - 47 (kittery)

Date: 2009-11-30, 8:19PM EST
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hit me up and i will send u a pic thanx