Thursday, December 30, 2010

lets go snowmobileing an dinner

I'm going to be in famington Maine Jan 1 rented my friends House want to spoil someone recently Got devorced I'm 38 in good shape 6ft 225 love to laugh I can be very funny. I'm 420 friendly an like to have a good drink after a good ride. I Would like to move to maine so if your up for some fun hit me up any age lets have some fun thanks for lookin

Monday, December 27, 2010

personal add - 45 (southern maine)

were to begin, this seemed pretty easy when i first decided to post an add but its hard to write about yourself , i am single and yes attractive just not willing to settle i dont want someone from a bar or married , so here i am on craigs list looking , yes have been on dates but havent found that guy that sends butterflys through me , you must remember when the phone rang and that girl you thought about all day was on the other end , or those rainy sunday mornings you would just hang out watching a movie or just being together, everyone has baggage and mine is tucked away as youres should be,i prefer tall men and on the heavier side not looking for a guy who spends his life in a jym , me i am very petite , just have always prefered bigger guys ,so if you fit this description feel free to email me p.s. i am a smoker

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Hang Time - 34 (Dexter, Guilford Me. areas)

Hey there I am looking for a woman with big boobs to hang out with I am lots of fun and enjoy just about everything please be close to my area and put MY REAL for the subject so I know your real

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Ltr.Only..Not Just a one night thing - 49 (Seacoast area only)

Trying to quit smoking dad of one...No drugs or drinking..Home and buissness owner,,seaking a decent woman that can be honest,non Narsasitic,kind and laid back..the rest come naturaly.
PLEASE HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE IN YOURSEF AND AMBITION OF SOME SORT ,Honesty is a must!!.I love all of what life has to offer and will try anthing once..Interesrted??

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Knotty Dad seeks Knotty Daughter (Central Maine)

White Middle aged Daddy is in search of an open minded daughter for a fun filled live in position in the bedroom and beyond. She should be 20-35 years of age, enjoy all aspects of sex, be ddf and HIV neg,enjoy travel and ready and willing to follow direction,race unimportant

Please place "Ready to Please Daddy" in subject line

Friday, November 26, 2010

Looking for that special man! - 48 (Milford,NH )

I'm a single, sexy attractive,BBW. I'm blond and have blue eyes,38DD, and a nice firm butt and very curvy. I'm very active, easy going and enjoy life. Life is too short and every day is gift so enjoy it to the fullest. I'm a great cook and love to dance, swim going for long walks and movies, trying new things. I'm very open and love to laugh. Sometimes just like to stay home and watch a good DVD. I love to cuddle and enjoy family and friends. I'm very much a lady in public and have good manners and all my teeth lol.but in the bedroom I'm a tigress and know how to please a man for hrs and you know what I mean guys. Would love a nice guy to share some fun with and enjoy life. So if your that guy send me a email. No married men!! Single guys or divorced! If you have children that a plus !! No smokers or drinkers!! I'm very real and all woman can you handle me?I will answer all emails! Please be serious! No Games I'm a great catch for the right man.

Looking for a Girlfriend - 20 (New durham)

I am 20 years old kinda fit body I do not have a six pack or anything like that but I am skinny I have blue an yellow eyes, dirty blond hair If there is something you would like to know just ask I will tell you. I love dirt biking, working on one of my cars I just bought and I am restoring, having fun, staying home and watching a movie and cuddling or going out to eat I love to buy roses for someone I am dating and Teddie bears stuff like that. Here is what I am looking for in a woman, Fun to be around who can make me lough, have a good time cute, someone I can depend on, someone who can just be my best friend. I would like someone that is anywhere from 4'11 to 5'7 and anywhere from 95 pounds to 137 pounds I am looking for a long term relationship NOT a one night stand. I will send a picture of myself if you send me one, I only check my email one time a day so if I do not write back the same day I will the next and I am a virgin so please don't be hard on me I don't really know how to talk to girls well hope to hear from you.

I'm single but I'm also selling a used space heater - 27 (Manchester, NH)

So, the last girl I dated I broke up with because of the way she said the word "toast" (It sounded like "toost") and her overuse of the word "meal" ...

I'm fairly cynical, sarcastic and picky obviously Craigslist is the perfect place to post a personals ad. Did I mention I'm also delusional?

It's free - so the only thing I can lose (besides my dignity) is the five minutes it takes me to type this.

About me - my name is Allen. I have a great career, I've traveled the world (25 different countries), I'm in great shape (I ran 4 marathons in 2010), and I have almost no free time to meet people due to work and grad school.

Current/ongoing obsessions: The Office, Arcade Fire, Brand New, sushi, Steve Prefontaine, and Neutral Milk Hotel.

I'd like someone who can answer the question "What type of music do you like?" with something other than "A little bit of everything" and can properly use "too" and "to".

Reply with "Allen" in the subject line so I know you aren't just trying to sell me boner pills. If you're inquiring about the space heater then I apologize - that was just to lure you in.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

looking for the one - 39 (Norridgewock)

I am a 39 year old farther of two they are #one in my life so if kids are a problem then p[lease move on. Now that that is out of the way I am 39 6'2 about 245 looking to find a person to get to know and have a lot of fun with I want someone who is not ashamed of there body and themselfs I am not good at this so I will end it now I hope to here from you soon please put in subject line i am the one so i know you are real there are a lot of fake people out there

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Looking for my future... - 25 (Southern NH)

I’ve lived all over the country and it’s given me a wealth of experience to decide how I want to live my life. I was born in California and then we moved to Mississippi, Rhode Island, Michigan, and New Hampshire… I moved Arizona during the economic decline and unfortunately wasn’t able to make it on my own. Now I’m back in NH and appear to finally have things coming together for the first time in my life.

I’m looking for that someone who is romantic, cuddly, has a good sense of humor, a decent taste in music, and is just an easy guy to get along with… I’m not in the best shape of my life because going two years without a job or someone to turn to took its toll on me. I hope to find the right motivation with someone that will help me be who I know I am. And that is a very passionate and loveable person who cares about family very much.

I am also looking for someone who is willing to support me as an at-home kind of person. I have no aspirations within the workforce aside from using my job to meet someone. I'm ready to meet you if you're out there... I do have a bachelor's degree, so I am not uneducated. I'm just not interested in slaving away in an office when I could be making a home for someone. I was raised in the south as a lady and I still think of myself as such (however, I am not a snob, I promise).

Send me a pic with your reply and we can chat about anything. You should be between 25 and 35 and a non smoker. I am not a fan of 420 or anything illegal. No piercings either, please. I like my men to be height and weight proportionate. Social drinking is appropriate. I'd prefer no kids as I'd like to have some of my own. I hope you're out there. Your picture gets mine. Put your favorite home cooked meal in the subject line (so that I'll know you're the real deal) and I'll let you know if I have a good recipe - ;)

looking for a crazy tattooed mf - 28 (lakes region)

Listen, I'm sick of f-ing around. If you are good looking, tattooed, hopefully have a belly, and are funny then reply to this post. I'm a pretty girl, with my shit together, but I'm sick of tools and douche bags. I want to have fun and see where things go. I know this is craig's list, so I'm not betting on finding "my one true love" (insert vomit noise), but I would like to see what's up. Send me a picture and I'll send you mine.

Friday, October 15, 2010

lookinh for that one woman - 45 (nh)

good looking men 45 lives in merrimacknh l am 5/7 199 lbs with black hier l love the outdoors /camping/fishing/handing out /love to cook/l have my new home wear r the good woman that wants to be love l like to hug /and kiss/if you want hit me up sorry that l dont have no pic

Sunday, September 26, 2010

42 inch

Getting drunk tonight watching Private Ryan - 39 (Manchester)
Heh, I have a full table of all kinds of liquor. Also several bottles of wine. Bring some friends I am getting drunk watching Saving private Ryan. Small apartment but have 42 inch and surround sound. Come on over!

Looking good sex - 45 (Seacoast-Manchester )

Looking for some good sex for tonight only. I'm a white male good shape. Loves to party. You party to. You hoist also. Your pic gets mine.

beautiful mature lady - 55 (seacoast)

beauty on the inside just be smoke no cat-girlfriend wanted l am a nice lonely guy

Friday, September 3, 2010

Am I that Stupid? - 50 (Londonderry N.H.)

I'm 50.. No Kid's Pet's or Ex's trying to kiss and make thing's better. I have the good job, I live alone and My Home is clean Happy fun & safe.. Yet These Women that are my age or older still have to Baby Set Kid's that they had and that are in their late 20's Etc. Or They are playing game's and Have NO job and can't even pay rent? What ever Happen to 50-50 And A women that is NOT fat oe Ugly? That is avarge that Can kiss good and be nice? I know that this is Craig's list/ But W.T.F. When I was a kid/ I had all of the ammintie's?

Monday, August 23, 2010

looking for a GF - 40 (MANCHESTER-NH)


Saturday, August 14, 2010



Friday, August 13, 2010

looking forsomeone to hang with - 49 (raymond)

hey any ladieslike42 52 need something to do must at least have average to good looks and bod down to earth im just loking for femalefriend like tonite ill probably hang out at my camp play bingo its mixed ages not old ladies puffing on butts all night you can byob i m just trying to meet someone doing something simple like that not so much one on one if you want to leave after you can no bodt likes to feel trapped or a fire after tomorrow nite theres a dance can you ride a scooter to go yard saleing that way you dont buy so much lol let me know thanks oh just found out theres a comedian tonite bingo at 8 comedian 930 they are usually really funny i cant wait nothing like a good laugh to start your weekend something else to think aboutmust play well with others please im easy going have lots of friends there ill make sure your comfortable

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Serious relationship wanted - 51 (So. Maine)


Artistic man 5'11 230 lbs. long, curley brown hair looking for a LTR with someone special. I am now presently in a long term residential alcohol treatment facility, but am at the point whenre I am re inventing myself in the community. Please email me if you are interested.

thesepretzelsaremakingmethirsty - 145 (earth)

5'10" on my tippytoes 160lbs. naked,........... naked, naked,naked~ ~
GED graduate-1985~~~~University of Cunnilingus Fl. 1991
busted lip, protrudeing lower rib, various minor scars from last century - no ink (sorry, not condusive to underground exsistance) nice smile, (missing teeth are back ones)
discolered big toenails (blood was neg. for fungus, pedophile said must be from trauma.)
Tec. challenged-never done hard time-lived amoung the tree people, but never ate monkey heads.
sponge worthy

I.S.O. model type
over 30
honorable, (from now on.....)
short and light..... (like a girl I can heft)
race: yes,
love Asian but easy on the soysauce please. pepper, no salt

please choose one so I know you are not spam

A: bang me like the plane's going down then go away.

B: caress me, scratch me, rub me, spoon me all night long

Okay, you can mix em....... incl. pic. please.

...long~tender~kisses~, opposite George

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Viewer Discretion is Advised!

Due to a set of baby blue eyes, Sculptured chin and clever personality.The following profile is for lovely ladies only.There are no Bi-products here.100% pure "Ray" grade only.I'm a Thinker, Sometimes Stinker, Tinkerer, And can use a Thickner.Ladies do not judge this book from its size or cover. I have more options than a Lexus 380 Coupe.Can I grow a garden?I can think of no where else to get fresh vegetables when preparing dinner everynight for you...Almost everynight.I didn't shave my head because I wanted to look like Mr.Clean.It just started going on vacation and not returning.Hopefully on a nice resort by the beach.I shaved my head so my ears would actually listen better and try to understand what your saying.And sometimes not saying.Remember I am not a mind reader.So communication is important.Entertain? Not only can I cook the food.I am great around in-laws, friends, friendly among other animals and great at cookouts.A nun taught me to play guitar at 6 yrs.old.I thank God she was ugly as the positions we used and the time that we spent could have sent me to Hell for sometime.Hey lets play tennis, take a walk, Take some lime and some coconut and we'll shake it all up.I'll dance with you.I won't sit on the side lines watching other guys drool over you, When I can be up there drooling on you.I'm also a handyman, I work for Boston Housing Authority where I have many adventures.Not only do I install ceramic tiles.I'm a friendly face that will have snowball fights with the local kids, Help out the elderly and basically just do what I can.I'm looking for someone who's down to earth, Is not a afraid to be a goober now and then.No games, No drama.Its about having fun.I would recommend this book to anyone.Take time and read it yourself.Say Hi!

Monday, August 2, 2010

subsequent - 50 (portland)

Following in time or order The last thing I want in a woman. I have read a few of the post from man looking for woman. Now i know why there are spammers . 99% are looser have not had sex in a long time because of these words lets be friend and go from there or full of shit . Me i want a woman who takes 2 hours to get ready to get coffee and then wants ice cream . Not looking for my best friend looking for a woman I lust for after a year. Me I want the woman who has problems ,exs, kids a boos she hates and loves her Dad . If you reads the list from men who tell you how great they are and woman love him and you believe him. Be with the a kiss ass you are not for me . I am that man that other woman talk about and can not understand why you are with me . I am not just looking for a date looking for a woman knows what a man needs and want and will use it to win a fight. . The only thing i know what you need to be. IS be in shape a 160 pound 5' woman can be in shape Know what you like and what you want and do not change your mind for anyone. Be fun and like yourself and like man no matter what one has done to you. I still love woman and my x hit me with a car.

better than your last man - 45 (w farmington)

i search of female self motiviated physically fit dependent ...i prefer your children be out on there own..but all aplicants will be lokked upon ..must have own transpertation. i am a hard working indivigual verry fit and active .self employed. seeks same ..looks not inportant ..recentley sepeerated ...likes to go bikeing fishing outdoor sports...must be sexually drama drink yes smokes yes pets welcome kids are ok i just prefer them to be on own as i like to sleep in the nude...

Monday, July 26, 2010

Looking for someone who doesn't like the mountings

Summer Bliss - 50 (Hooksett)

Hi There,I'm looking for someone that doesn't talk a lot,someone that doesn't like going for long walks or rides to no where.Some one that doesn't like the Mountings or Oceans, someone that likes to take advantage of people.I want someone with lots of kids and no money and no place to live.I'm looking for someone that has baggage and can't live a day with out Drama.Smokers and heavy drinkers go to the front of the line.Bottom line i'm very controlling always looking at other women,I expect 3 meals a day, a clean house, and sex at anytime i wan,t.last but not least is must be 420 Friendly, and Love Muscle Cars.

Sunday, July 18, 2010

i have the hots for someone... - 36 (heartbreak hotel)

lol. you read it right. hi there ladys. so let me tell you a story. ive got the hots for this 1 particular girl, right. shes great. attractive funny, fun to be with, ya know. shes single and wants a good guy to treat her right. lets cal;l her eve. and she has a child. so she doesnt want a broke ass joker.
now my buddy, lets call him jack, knows how i feel about her. this guy goes over there and sweet talks her into a date. so now jack comes over my place and tells me this and ruibs it in my face. we went at it for a minute or so. and ill tell you why.
this guy jack. hasnt got a pot to fkn piss in. no job, no money and hes fkn ugly, really. i think so anyway.
andn thats why im getting a little aggrevated. eve doesnt need a guy like jack in her life. hes gonna soak up as much free stuuff from her as he can then leave her. im tellin ya, i know this guy.
and thats not even why im getting aggrevated. ill tell ya. its you women, like eve, who is responsible and "says she want a good guy to share good and bad times with, to grow and learn from. a guy who has a job or legal income, their own place, and a possitive outlook ion life and their own money and etc..." (all me) just to turn around and go out with a guy like jack. now in a month or so shes gonna end up telling me all the bs jack put her through. i mean, what should i do? laugh in her face for passing me up to go with some sweet talker or do i be her sucka aqnd offer my shoulder to cry on again over another wasted relationship. i think im gonna end up laughing at her this time. im done.
you women got me dizzy. i dont want to be a mean prick butn i can only hold on for so long. i am only human.
im not dizzy and dont plan on being dizzy. i know what i want and need. if there are any women who reads this and wants to chat about this or almost anything, write back. i want a ltr but everyone that does has to start with 1 e-mail, then the meet up, then the hanging out' getting to know one another, and if everything clicks bam one helluva ltr. i do have pics, yours will get mine. looking forward to hear from you, i think? lol my name is kevin and thank you for reading my ad.

Friday, July 16, 2010

Earn extra money - 51 (Portsmouth)

Are you interested in earning extra cash? I am a 51 y/o married man. I'm interested in a physical relationship with an intelligent, attractive woman. Age between 30 - 45. Will discuss details with you after I verify you are in fact who you say you are.

you should be two

if yur decent open me up - 49 (no.of rochester)

if you take care of your self are decent and want some one who wants to share the weekend on the water with toys, convertable evening and more than respond to this decent guy thats fit good lookin and lookin for the same I,m white and you should be two,your pic gets mine,will not go to other sites to veiw neither,want a fun weekend well take this chance (I did) 35on up to 55 only please...will get back to you this after noon.with more info.

Monday, July 12, 2010

youngins need not reply - 49 (so.maine)

thats right I,m looking for a new freind not a doughter,35ishto55ish so here it is your fit have all your teeth petit to a liitle curvy atleast own a car that you can travel as I would do as well, do,nt smoke,social drinker sex OH YA sexual active fun loving do,nt have to be a mama,s girl not in to 420 wants a handsome man thats got with all his teeth and hair looks younger because he takes care of him self 165-+ 5,10 athletic eat,s right appreciates a bewtiful woman and repects her and knows how love them from head to tow he has his own house,a few vehicles water toys to entertain with his woman can conversate known to be a nice guyand wants to meet the quality woman on this site your pic will get mine if where on the same page I hope Ive interested you to respond send me a regular email with your pic and not another site other wise i will not respond good luck ladies please only real need to answer please

Surger Moma

im a 46 old man looking for my missing other half in my life - 46 (new gloucester)

looking for some one to complet me in my life some one ho likes kids mine are mosty on thear owe now but still want some one ho likes kids im missing that someone to wake up with a freand and lover someone to go do things with beach /out to eat/shoping/camping /or just sitting hear by the camp fire im not hard to get along with i work for my self own my home so im not looking for a surger moma some one to fall in love with so if thears some one out thear that mite be intrested email me and see what happens thanks jeff ur pic gits mime k see ya

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

looking for a slim gal that needs a house - 60 (canton)

i got a small house on 3 acres in the trees ,180 ft. from route 108 in canton, i'd like a non-smoking ,diease free chick move in, i need some loven, i'm diease free, i don't have kids, i like hiking,gold hunting, song birds, gardening, and digging for minerals, move in next week, thanks dave

Monday, July 5, 2010

"Women" please read - m4w

Why do you all have to sleep around so much? Being a slut is not a good thing. You all wonder why you have STD's and STI's. I can tell you why. Its because you all sleep around just like that recent posting where a girl met a guy with a wife or girl friend in a closet and she is asking him to cheat on her. How do you even meet someone in a closet. None of you will ever get a decent man. No self respecting good man would date a girl that doesn't know how many partners she has had, and doesn't know their names. It's pathetic. If that is all not bad enough you are all selfish, shallow, materialist and above all dishonest. I can't believe how easy you ALL find it to look a man in the eye, and deliberately lie to him. Fuck you all.

Sunday, July 4, 2010

I need a companion,.. a partner! (Freeport to Bath)

Do you feel used, unloved, unappreciated, unwanted in your present situation?
Are you lonely? Got low self esteem? Don't like where you're at and ache for something/someone better?
Do you have SOME assets? Looks? Brains? Skills? Talents? Do you wish to escape and find a new future out there somewhere for yourself?
Are you NOT grossly overweight, (less than 220 pounds).....younger than, say, 51?
Would you like a gentlemanly, non drinking/drugging, kind of guy who has a job, works regular hours for regular pay, pays all the bills on time, and a homeowner who is non violent and not any kind of criminal, is not profane and/or abusive or inconsiderate of your feelings?
If you're younger than, say fifty one, and have a lot of good years left in you,.... and like to do things,...
write to me. My heart has a vacancy for ONE loving, honest, and trustworthy woman who is God fearing/loving and not half bad looking. I need a companion,.. a partner!
WRITE BACK TO ME! Tell me about yourself.
If you're REAL, maybe we can chat by phone?

looking.for.compatanility - 49 (northfield),rides,

Seeking Escort 4 LTR - 55 (nh)

Seeking genuine future focused escort interested in forming long term relationship with eye on creating multifaceted agency. Someone willing to work toward building a product servicing multiple areas of adult entertainment. Best personal relationship I ever had was with a woman who was also an escort. Bright, honest, sincere. More good qualities than I can mention. At the time, I wasn't smart enough to stay with her and have missed her ever since. Now I'm looking for a companion and business partner sincerely interested in moving forward to a secure financial future managing top quality adult entertainers, companions, etc. I have many novel ideas and will discuss with serious, select party. If you think this is definitely 4 you, please email with qualifications, location (NH), pic and contact info.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Taco Lover Seeks Soulmate - 23 (Thirsty Whale Adjacent)

23 year old taco lover here! I'm looking for someone to be the salsa for my burrito.

I love:
Tacos of course.
Angry Birds, the video game.
All-inclusive resorts.
Giant bronze rabbits.
Cats, but not on my tacos please, LOL!!!


Ladies: Why You Haven’t Found Love Yet - 39 (Southern Maine)

You’re here looking for Mr. Right and judging by the postings that means one of two things, not counting someone stupid enough to fall for flagrant phishing from non-English speaking countries:

A) A handsome successful professional making enough money to make you feel like a upper-middle class princess.
B) A young, good looking, hip guy with tattoos and maybe a motorcycle who makes you feel cool.

Are you sensing the problem here?

A) Handsome professional guy is already with someone younger, cuter, more fit, and nicer than you.
B) Hip guy is hitting the clubs and picking up chicks cuter, more fit, and more hip than you.

Chances are you’re here because YOU ARE NOT ALL THAT. Probably you’re a little homely, a little overweight, a little trashy, a little annoying, a little past your prime, or have an excess of children.

Meanwhile guys are here because they’re a little homely, a little overweight, a little trashy, a little obnoxious, or a little poor. Me, I fall in the difficult, trashy, and poor catagories, though just a little of each.

I started checking out personals hoping to find someone special, but I knew I wasn’t going to end up with an smart, classy super-model who was going to pander to my every need and dissatisfaction. I just hoped to cast a wide enough net to meet someone whose flaws dovetailed with my own and with whom I shared a real personal connection. Say, a nice looking lady who was a little too smart and self-assertive for most guys, a sweet well rounded woman going under-appreciated for her well-rounded physique, or someone a little too young and hip for me if she weren’t in quest for a man of substance. Just enough of what I desire to reach my heart. Beyond that I don’t presume to expect some kind of alpha female.

Sadly women’s posts and responses just left me feeling like I was slumming. I am hot enough, smart enough, classy enough, educated enough that I get positive attention in the real world. I am capable of picking women up in the old fashioned way, at a social gathering, at the club or the bar, hell, even right off the street. I never liked that game, but it doesn’t mean it doesn’t work if I put out the effort. At least I have a sex life with some decent, good looking women I actually like, even if seems like I will never find true love.

So I’m going probably stick to the real world for now on; my stock in some of the women I’ve been seeing has gone up after reading these personals. But I always want to better the people around me, so I’m leaving this public service annoucement:

Get real.

Saturday, June 26, 2010



A lady would never put that in the subject, Mister Divorced White Male

Looking for a real lady - 58 (Seacoast)

Date: 2010-06-26, 12:19PM EDT

I'm tired of the bar scene (at 58 I should be) Divorced white male seeking his counterpart, I have no baggage and would hope you have none also. If you would like to know more please reply W/"Eat me out now" in the subject line so I know your not a bot. Your pic gets mine

Thursday, June 24, 2010

You farted in Panera Bread Yesterday - m4w - 54 (Portsmouth)

Date: 2010-06-24, 6:31PM EDT

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

i love coock

i need smart woman good chance - 50 (derry)
Date: 2010-06-19, 10:08AM EDT
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i wish found friendchips for walk beach coock i love coock i very sport man no dringk no drug no smoke i wish lady arround 38 to 55 i coock mediterrane food i love the kitchen is my relax change you rutinne becouse the live is short ladies thanks

Monday, June 14, 2010


Date: 2010-06-13, 9:36PM EDT
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...will make you feel spent / exhausted / drained... however, you'll feel free / uninhibited / like a million bucks. ...and yes, you'll be doing things you've never done before!
Select candidates chosen for this adventure. Photo for response. No photo = delete No third party website scammers.... I will hunt you down.
Don't waste my time or yours.

Saturday, June 12, 2010

lets have some wild sex - 48 (portsmouth)

Date: 2010-06-10, 11:45AM EDT
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gl white male here 48 years young 5ft 9in tall brown hair blue eyes 200lbs searching 4 soulmate but willin to just fuk the living daylights out of you if you like weight and height proportianate please shorter is better.please thanx4 the interest.let me no you sweet thing you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Summer's Waltz - 46 (SNH/MA)

Date: 2010-06-12, 12:57AM EDT
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Time has again has touched us again w/ the promises of summer's seduction. As the weekend unfolds, I find myself feeling a bit serendipitous and inviting of a spontaneous and whimsical Saturday evening.
No profound expectations, mind you, but rather just sublime interests. Looking for some good-natured conversation with a twist of humor. For the spontaneous, why not appetizers/drinks tonight.
Please be sincere, willing to share your voice via phone and without paralyzing reservations.
A thoughtful reply and a pic begins the dance…

the stars lay down to sleep in the coming dawn

You understand what Intimate really means - 50 (Seacoast)
Date: 2010-06-11, 8:09PM EDT
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In a world full of electric cyber billboards and vulgar, cheap rap...... You want someone to take the time to discover all your sweet and beautiful curves and moans has to offer.... A weekend in time to just let it all go and have a man release your inner lust for hours on end...without a crazy streak....(okay..maybe a few kinks that you are free to explore or not).... A fundamental giving from the an orchestral score....your body relaxed and open to letting some union and real intimacy take place.... comfortable enough to cry after a particularly generous orgasm.....and be held and rocked until the urge for more comes gently in like the tides of time....
You really want this to happen this weekend....are not afraid to take a chance with a d/d free man who wants it this way as well.....
Please send me an email with "YES, PLEASE" in the subject so I know you're not just another spam scam....and we can trade to meet...phones and be in each other's arms before the stars lay down to sleep in the coming dawn.....
oh...yes...just in case....
i do smoke occasionally....
drink socially.....
nothing to excess....except loving your energy and form.....

Thursday, June 10, 2010

You Beautiful Sandwich, You. - m4w - 22 (Bangor)

Date: 2010-06-10, 4:01AM EDT
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Oh my, I don't even want to think about our time in the sandwich shop again, for it brings me such forlorn and pointless hope that it hurts to think about. I knew I shouldn't have walked into Giacomo's in downtown Bangor without enough money for a creature such as you.
You, my sweet, were perhaps the most delicious-looking sandwich I'd ever seen in my existence! Why do you exist?!? To taunt me?? Well, if that was your aim -- To tempt me with things you know I cannot have -- Like your luscious turkey curves and lettuce frills, well then miss, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Those sons (and daughters) of bitches working at that place are keeping you hostage! how dare they! With a ransom on your pretty little head upwards of 6 dollars! How EVIL! Don't they know that I am but a lowly college student, and hence cannot afford your cheese covered exstacy? Oh Sandy, some day I will save up enough to liberate you from your icy cold refrigerated prison, then we will embrace, mouth-to-mouth, your form eagerly dripping with ranch dress-- Oh god, I should stop there. Someday, Sandy, Some day!!!
Yours, - Desperately Seeking Sandwich

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

It's true ~ all the great guys are in prison...

Looking for pen pal with potential for more - 39 (New Hampshire)
Date: 2010-06-01, 4:41PM EDT
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Hi! I am writing for a friend of mine that is currently in NH State Prison, he'll be getting out in May 2011. He is a real sweetheart! And he'd love to have someone that he can write to, that will write to him, maybe lead up to some phone calls and perhaps visits. But hell, just someone to write to would be great! It would help tons to make the time go by faster if he isn't feeling so lonely! And he really is a great guy!! He would like to find someone that is loyal and not into head games. He love sports, fishing, and movies. He has blond hair, blue eyes, 185 pounds. If you'd like to write to him, drop me a reply on here and I'll send you his mailing address.

Mr. Right here..... - 44 (Manchester)

Date: 2010-06-02, 2:59PM EDT
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No, I don't have a mortorcycle (or a boat).
No, I don't cheat, never have, ever.
No, I won't pay your bills, my mortgage takes care of that.
No I don't have any tattoos.
I am in good, I expect you to be (what a bastard!).
You are the most selfish, shallow, ungrateful beasts on earth and I hope the tatooed douchebag on the Harley wipes out and you smash your toothless mug on an oak tree.
Have a nice day!


Date: 2010-06-02, 2:59PM EDT
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Tuesday, May 25, 2010


Date: 2010-05-23, 5:58PM EDT
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To help me wit my math an haev sex
i know how to cook spagetti
reply with JUNK IN MY TRUK so I know your not a robot

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Who wants a Harley beneath her narrow ass today? - 40 (Hillsboro)

Date: 2010-05-22, 7:03AM EDT
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You said you couldn't wait for spring, well it's sprung! You want to ride but you're waiting for Mr. Right to make the offer, Hello! :) You waited for your PMS to simmer down and the horns in your head to retract, voila! Enough with the excuses already...let's go for a putt!

Are you here??? - 45 (Skowhegan)

Date: 2010-05-22, 4:52PM EDT
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Where are all the decent looking men in Skowhegan who work and are not collecting disability sitting on their asses and have all their teeth??? I have yet to meet one decent looking man yet who has all their teeth and works instead of sitting on their ass collecting a check for nothing.
I have met one, but do not dare to let him know I am interested.However I would very much like to meet someone who likes camping, fishing and just doing fun stuff instead of sitting around the house all the time. I hate it when men try to leach off me. Grow up get a job. STOP WHINING!!!!!!!!!! Please tell me where the men are in Skowhegan who have their teeth and work a normal job????

Friday, April 23, 2010

single and looking - 47 (portland,maine)

Date: 2010-04-22, 7:57AM EDT
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please be sexy

Seking younger,plump to bbw to move to Florida - 49 (Fort Lauderdale)
Date: 2010-04-23, 5:16PM EDT
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I am a swm looking for a younger--23 to 45 year old woman who would like to start her life anew,or over in sunny Florida. I have a nice house,one female roommate, but looking for another. You should be polite, well mannered, clean and neat around the house, no drugs, but cig smoking and drinking is fine. We have a great pool right outside our back door,and love happy hours. We are 5 minutes to a beautifull beach. You will have your own furnished room, and full house privaledges, very nice. Meals and transportation will be proveded so no worries. please be sexy, passionate, and have the desire to please and get along with others. We are looking for a long term relationship,not vacationers. Please send a few pics and be for real, as we are.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Tennis Anyone? - 39 (Portsmouth)

Date: 2010-04-22, 10:02AM EDT
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I've been metaphorically hitting the ball against a backboard for too long. Get your racket out of the closet and meet me at the Mill Pond tennis courts. If you have a private court then that's even better. I normally play in long pants but if you like a man in '70s style short shorts then we can work something out as long as you agree to play tennis in a catholic school girl's uniform. either email me or go to the courts in the afternoon and bring your game face. If you play to win then so will I. If you play for fun then I'm just going to win every time until you beg for mercy. My punishing serves will leave you breathless and pale. My name is Mark.

Friday, April 16, 2010

drink occasionally a bear or two

Well to do personal body trainer - 49 (Near Bangor)
Date: 2010-04-15, 7:24PM EDT
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This is what I can say about me first: I enjoy everything about life that is good and wholesome. I am physically fit and healthy, Have a nice home 20 minutes from Bangor. I live alone, am a private person, have served my country in the Arm Forces for 2 terms and have the battle scares to show this. I enjoy Cars and trucks and have them both. Well educated and a good cook to bat. And I enjoy a good woman in my life in all of its ways. I do not smoke or take drugs, drink occasionally a bear or two. What I am in search for is: A WOMAN, that can keep up with me where ever I go and what I do. And not just be my lover but a companion, someone who I can confide and trust in and know without a shadow of the doubt that what ever she wants to do she will tell me. Because in my relationships I have learned that what we put in a relationship is what we get out of a relationship. So if you think you can keep up with me in all these ways then contact me, my name is Dave.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

'e 'as trouble wit t'e H key

what a day
Date: 2010-04-12, 11:51AM EDT
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would anyone care to cat, excange face pics, and if it works out we can meet in a pubhlic place and just talk.

Monday, April 5, 2010

I sincerely hope you all die of the plague

I fucking hate all of you. - 22 (Milford)
Date: 2010-04-05, 10:32PM EDT
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So why is it I never get a reply? Is it because I live in the middle of nowhere? Is it because I'm ugly as sin? As if I didn't already feel pathetic for having to resort to this shit. I tried the nice guy approach and then I tried the simple up for anything approach. Yet all I get is spam. Well fuck that. You want to know the truth? I fucking hate everyone in this wretched state. You're all a bunch of hideous inbred rednecks or mindless abercrombie sheeple. Don't forget the hordes of scumbag wiggers as well. It makes me sick that I am the same species as you. I'd rather spend the rest of my life alone then sit next to you human garbage. I was optimistic that I would find another goth in this state or atleast someone unique but obviously that is the fevered dream of a madman. I sincerely hope you all die of the plague.

Saturday, April 3, 2010

jerk seeks supermodel - 40 (SWNH)

Date: 2010-04-03, 6:45AM EDT
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I'm kind of an asshole. Married, broke, drink too much, and think I know everything. I'm looking for the ultimate woman. Pretty, toned, sultry, able to hold deep conversations but not afraid to yell "yeah baby, fuck my ass!" when the time is right. I like muscular legs and little tits, but that's sort of incidental. If you are stick-thin with triple D's, we can absolutely make this work! It's best if you are a kinky, porn-watching sex freak already, but I'm willing to train if you've got the body and a healthy interest. I know you are out there, and I know I will find you here on CL. PLEASE send your reply w the subject "jerk", and for those not interested please send your comments advice!

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

lookin for miss fake... (?)

Date: 2010-03-22, 10:10PM EDT
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this is for the woman that posted that amazing ad... whats your deal? did someone finaly let you out of the basement, or been releast from the sycward... good luck on your quest.. i got a feelin your gonna be lookin for a long time... you need to crawl back under that rock you came from... WEARDO.....

Hi it's me - 45 (north shore)

Date: 2010-03-22, 10:13PM EDT
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Its me just a ol\der hippie BOARD HORNEY sitting in my underwhere and could care less There is no drama hear and don't need it sober self employed musitian layed back dont think say hi and thanks later

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Looking for my dream to come true (Milford)

Date: 2010-03-07, 5:40PM EST
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I'm looking for a girl to lice with me full time hopefully forever. I have a very nice place, great furniture great tv matching bedroom furniture no mix match or walmart stuff. I have a good job and a nice car and a motorcycle for the summer time. Looking for a girl under 5' 5" under 130lb. Flexible would be great. Must love sex. Cute and clean. Shaved and sexy. Young (over 18) or young looking. Like to go on vacation and have fun but also chill at home. I am 5'10" 150lb good looking. I just want someone there for my wgen I go home or wanna go out to do stuff. Someone to sleep with and have fun with. Put dream girl in subject line so I don't get spam.

Monday, March 1, 2010

Go Fuck Yourself - 23 (Biddeford)

Date: 2010-03-01, 2:58PM EST
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Eye catching title, no?
I am originally from Salem, Ma, but now I live Biddeford,Maine.
I have what is known as the Masscent. I say "Cah", "Bah", "Parkin","Yahd" and a lot more.
I have both a G.E.D and a High School many people do you know with both? Oh, none you say? Well, that further cements my awetasticness! .
I rarely drink, and when I do its within the confines of my own house, normally. Not a fan of the bar scene, unless its a classy place like the WonderBar here in Biddeford, not places like the 50's club.
Words used to describe me over the years
Fat fuck
fat ass
and a host of other very original names that include the word "fat" somewhere in the word. Other words occasionally associated with me:
Nice(only to those I give a shit about)
Asshole (my favorite and probably most true)
black humored
ect, ect, ect
I've had writing published online, because I am awesome like that.
I am going into college, and going to duel major in English and Psychology with the concentration in Pre-Law, But I'm going to be honest, I don't want to be a psychologist or lawyer.
I refuse to settle for some mediocre existence where I get married, have kids, work and then die.
That is NOT me, that is NOT what I want and I refuse to settle for anything less then greatness, even if I don't achieve it until I die.
I don't care if I make movies, write or even end up as a rock star (if I ever get good enough at guitar) I just want to make a shit ton of bank, enjoy what I do, and enjoy life.
If I want to go to Disney Word at 3 o'clock on a Wednesday, then that Is what I want to do, and I want to make enough money so I can do so.
Film-making (would actually love to make a full length feature someday.)
Guitar (Been teaching myself for about a month, now, and coming along at a decent pace.I would love to see how well I play in two years from now)
I work with the poor of the city.
I do not drive...yet. I have my permit, though.
I'm a FAT guy, if you don't like BIG men, don't bother. Although, I am on a diet that is actually working. Go figure, diet and exercise actually works. :/ lol
I like to make people laugh and think I am a pretty funny guy. I treat the world as a stage and routinely perform comedy anywhere I might be, just to get laughs, even if it is at inappropriate times. I
'm Aries (for those of you that are into that)
I'm an Atheist
What I am looking for:
A woman, between 18-33 (or so) within the area, Portland-So.Portland//Biddeford, Saco, OOB
I don't have many preferences other than that, though. Although some things I like, but are not necessarily are: Red hair, BBW's, geeky girls...ect, ect, ect. Just being a woman is good enough for me, Im not all to picky. I'll know if I like you base on any conversations we might have.
So, if you're interested in my ad, send me an email.
Include the following: Picture or Facebook/Myspace where you might have a picture. I send you back mine.
Title the email with your favorite Salad Dressing, I know it sounds odd, but hey, it is so I know you're real.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Don't take him for grant it

The nice weathers is almost here let get out and have some fun - 47 (Right over the ma line)
Date: 2010-02-21, 9:37AM EST
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Are you tied of being in, want to go out to dinner, the movies or just enjoy each others company? To make this work you need to send me a picture so I know your real, Be a white women , no B B W's please, be of average wait and be looking for an incredible MAN. If this sounds like you please read on , if not then I wish you all the luck in the world.
I am looking for some one who is real and down to earth. A women who knows what she wants. A women who enjoys life and doesn't take it for grant it. Look the weather is starting to get nice and I would like to make a friend and go out and do things.
A little about me, Good guy , single and live alone, strong beliefs, hard worker, D D free and don't drink, great cook, Funny and fun to be with, very respectable, I smoke but trying to quit but not easy and I looking for that one great gal. ARE YOU OUT THERE then let me know who you are?
If you read this and it sounds like some thing you want to check out then send me a picture and a short note telling me about yourself. Talk to you soon and thanks for reading. You won't be disappointed I promise......... But your going to have to find out for yourself, so then why don't you ????????

Saturday, February 20, 2010

2 Wild and Crazy Guys

2 guys guys staying at the waterville holiday inn (waterville)
Date: 2010-02-20, 12:01AM EST
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(2) cool guys staying at the waterville holiday in tonight
if you are in the area or even in the hotel and you want to chill and meet a couple of cool guys answer this ad you wont reget taking a chance:)

Friday, February 12, 2010

♥ Will you be my Valentine ? - 74 (Augusta)

Date: 2010-02-12, 3:36PM EST
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I am very fit and in great health. Divorced for 8 yrs ( no baggage ) I'm a successful computer programer and an experienced musician. I have recently moved to Augusta and rented very cute, small 2 bedroom house here in a super location.
I would like to take you out for a Valentine's dinner.
I hope you are politically up to speed and Tea Party friendly. If not, please tune into talk radio on web ... put "streamingradioguide php" in your web browser address window ( not the address window ) ... listen to Rush Limbaugh., Mark Levin, Glenn Beck Laura Ingraham, or Sean Hannity etc etc.
or watch Glenn Beck on Fox TV ( M-F 5pm)
.... then take two asprins and call me in the morning :)

Sunday, February 7, 2010

This guy is just asking for trouble...

a thought - 40 (s.n.h)
Date: 2010-02-07, 10:52AM EST
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you ever want to handcuff a guy to a chair, tease the hell out of him as you strip down... lay on his bed in full view ....using, toy's ,fingers .....whatever to work yourself up to a mind blowing orgasm, made more intense because he cant touch you , you are in control. then if you are willing uncuff me and go from there ;) 30 y/o and up all sizes, all shape's must send pic to be considered no pro's no spam "cuffs" in the subject line would like to do this later this week

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hello pretty Angel

how are you doing hope you are superfine,i just take a look at your profile,and i find it very interesting. and the photo was facinating, i couldn't get my eyes from it.. It amazed me, how could God let you go off so easily. you are an angel from heaven in my eyes. seeing you has made me believe that angel is missing somewhere in heaven.well this is a good start thing for me. i never knew that one day i would be previledged to meet the pretty face in the world. really i am impressed with your charming and irresistable profile. quite enchanting and very captivating too. It is the greatest thing to me knowing that such a pretty like you can be found online, it really makes me feel relief after taking some time t the image i see in your picture which i believe is you.... let me not go too far without you knowing my Name;My names is Rex,i am a businessman, i deal on all kind of art and craft made works, and i travel outside sometimes to different countries to Buy Arts, and bring to the UK to sell, i also own an Art and Craft Gallery where i sell them.. I am a widower and a father of a 12years old child. which i raise since i lost my dear wife in an auto crash 5years ago, i am the only child of my family, but now left alone in this whole wide world with my young Daughter, father and mother are both gone., but my father owns the business that i am running now.. i just join this dating site.i speak english and little of italian, I seek the companionship of a good and caring woman that love family for a Committed relationship,that can grow into Marriage, it is really interesting. i will really love t know you more. do you mind adding me up, my MSN is (redendoxxx//live dot com) or you can send me yours, then i can add you up. this is abit strange for me, i will really prefer to chat. i think you get to know more about the other person than just writing. i will be waiting hopefully to hear from you. have a lovely day Rex

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Giving this a shot - 40 (nashua)

Date: 2010-01-30, 5:32PM EST
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Like it says giving this a shot
If interested get back to me

The Guy With Crossed Eyes

30 something blonde at Margarita's - m4w - 34 (Dover)
Date: 2010-01-30, 5:05PM EST
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you were at the corner of the bar with your brunette friend Friday night. I thought you were really sexy and hot. Would like to meet for drinks/dinner. Our eyes crossed a couple of times, but I never came over as you and your freind were chatting with a guy. If you are free/interested, reply back with the color of the top you had over your white camisol.

Saturday, January 23, 2010


Date: 2010-01-22, 10:50PM EST
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Hello Lady, This message is only for you. I am a young brown skin color male who is looking to go through the phases of relationship with you, that means friendship, courtship and marriage with having children with you. I am looking to take care of you, that means i will like to cook for you, sing for you, take you to the movies and buy things for you. I will appreciate the fact that you are green and inexperienced, which means you have never had any sexual relationship with another male before, i am the same so that is why i am asking the same in return from you. I don't drink nor do i smoke and never do or take drugs so i will appreciate it if you don't do the same. I exercise regularly and i love to eat organic meals, so don't expect me to eat out as i will never will. I have a stable job and a place of my own and reliable vehicles. Dear Lady, i have a lot to say but i will keep it short and sweet for now. Lest i forget, i am attracted to your skin color, so if you find mine attractive or appealing (brown skin color or what some people will call black) then feel free to write to me and say Hi. Please put (CLEAN RECORD) as your subject title so i know you read this piece to the end.

punk rork girl.... - 29 (M-town)

Date: 2010-01-23, 1:27AM EST
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must love music.i enjoy every kind. looking to chat with some one tonight>>>>>

shallow me nah never that! - 30 (ma/nh)

Date: 2010-01-23, 7:37AM EST
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im 30 blk looking for a down ass chick (point blank)


Jimmyseeking luv - 34 (manchester area/goffstown)
Date: 2010-01-23, 9:45AM EST
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i want some one fun....rthat loves hot not saying that i wont love you or even be boffriend......but i live once and want to have as much hot sex as i if your a bore go away

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Veg - 56 (portsmouth nh)

Date: 2010-01-21, 12:36AM EST
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Hi I am going to veg to buy some prop.and i need some one to help me with books ,takeing calls,and a hole bunch of things .I am getting a lot of money in feb 2 Ian looking for some one that can go when ever i need them .I will be looking for a woman in there 40es and slim and good in buss.I can make some one very rich. If int.please get back to me for more info...gary

Man wants a mature woman for show and not tell - 60 (Farmington, N.H.)

Date: 2010-01-21, 8:43AM EST
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Hi. I am looking for a mature woman between 51 to 69 for dating and show and tell. I am single, I never smoked and never drank. I do not do drugs ever but I do take meds for a bad back. I am very honest, asking thing and I always tell the truth. I am not looking for sex at all. I am looking for a woman who likes to go out for dinner, rides to no where, flea markets, beach and mountains. Me being honest must tell you that I wear women underwear. That is the show and tell. Sometimes I like showing the panties I have on. I can host or pick you up or what ever you wish. If it is anything about show and tell you are in charge, if you say stop it is done. I am a very kind and caring person that would never hurt anybody. Please women only. Thank you

I like woman

No More Mr. Nice Guy.... - 48 (NH Seacoast)
Date: 2010-01-21, 11:33AM EST
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i have run a number of ads here looking for a nice fit woman around my age for dating. I havent listed a long line of requirements, I havent criticised or complained about womans actions or behaviour. I like woman, I find them interesting and great company and prefer to have as many as possible in my circle of friends. I try to be nice and offer them an opportunity to meet that nice guy with no baggage and no game playing that they all seem to want.
The results? Zip, zero, zilch, nada, nothing but an unending email box filled with spam. Not one single woman responded to even find out if I was real or not. So now Im done with the Mr. Nice guy routine.
No more flowers, no more romance, no more caring about you, no more waiting to see if we share common interests, or if we are compatible or if there is a spark we can build on. Fuck that, all it gets you is heartache and lonliness.
From now on Ladies here is whats up. When we meet you dont get the nice dinner, the pleasure of conversation, the slow building of desire and romance between two people, the calls and texts, the laughter and fun of feeling butterflies in the stomach.
Now you get your panties pulled down, your hair pulled, your ass spanked, and my pleasure to use and abuse you the way i see fit and when im done im kicking your ass out the door until next time. Dont like it? Tough Shit, should have answered my first ad.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

the cat and the carpenter (here)

Date: 2010-01-12, 7:37PM EST
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once upon a time there was this beautiful adult female cat. she has a dark coat with gold wisps highlighting her long fluffy mane; her tail full and bushy swishing to and fro as she walks. in her time she has been a mighty hunter and gatherer, providing for her young litter. she has lived a good life, well loved but now finds herself without young and without companionship, her previous life no longer present. she is an independent cat and can find ways to occupy herself as she wanders aimlessly. refuge is found among the grasses and rocks and shoreline and a contented life is obvious in her body language as she rolls around on the ground opening herself out to the sun. where to now the cat asks herself . . .
in the woods, in the cabin is the carpenter. he is a strong man, a capable man, a lover of nature. he lives amongst the woods and remains mindful of the invitation from the trees. as the carpenter does his toil, he recalls the years of girlish laughter in his home and he misses the sounds and the smells of those days. at times he is overwhelmed with the what ifs and if onlys and steadies himself with stacking wood and hauling water. what now the carpenter asks himself . . .
as the cat walks down the road, she notices the frigid air. up ahead is a light and a most joyous smell coming from the cabin. of all the times she has walked this road, there has not been much human activity to notice, just the wind, the birds, and the tress. the cat decides to investigate as she has not seen human activity for awhile. the hue of the light is welcoming as the smoke lofts out the chimney. she can feel the heat from here and taste what smells like beef beckoning her towards the door . . .
the stew is nearly done and the candles are lit. the carpenter remembers the feeling of her soft hair and the heat of her shoulder. she always liked how he made the beef; he gets lost in the reverence. shaking off the heavy cloak of memory, he tells himself the stew will probably taste even better tonight given the specialness of the evening. he toasts himself and while pausing with his glass raised in the air, he hears it. first faint, and then a little louder. he listens again and indeed it is real, it is not part of his self absorbed dream. the noise is outside the door. he stands and hears it again and for some reason has a very pleasant feeling inside. in that moment he knows he is not alone as there is another being adding to his experience. he goes to the door and opens it and sees her. a smile emerges as he hears . . .

Monday, January 11, 2010

HANDSOME BARTENDER HERE! wheres my QUEEN? - 29 (Seacoast,NH)

Date: 2010-01-11, 1:02PM EST
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Hello Ladies!!! Thx. for lookin', My name is JOHNNY. I work as a bartender and also sell computers. I'm 29, NO KIDS (yet), Fun,outgoing, spur of the moment Guy lookin for the one! I've tried it all so why not CL? I camp,fish, LOve the BEACH, motorcycles, food,beer, movies, comedy clubs, swimming, hiking, and I love to travel, I hate the cold! I'll keep it short and sweet, I'm Lookin for an attractive (fit) woman with goals and NO kids yet. that is ready to meet her match and get outta here and move to a warm climate! is it you?...NO PIC, NO REPLY!!...xo.......Johnny

Lost - 30 (Seacoast NH)

Date: 2010-01-11, 4:13PM EST
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I don't even really get why I am writing this here... I guess I just really need to write for the sake of writing. I don't believe you can fall in love over the internet. But hell, love in the real world sucks, so why not try something completely insane to change how I'm feeling. I'll warn you right now. I'm not good dating material at the moment. Saturday night I asked my girlfriend of four years to marry me. Life was going pretty perfect. I have a great career. I'm about to build a house. The time was right. She shocked me and everyone else and said no. She told me that we had become stale two years ago but she stuck around because she was comfortable and the sex was too good to quit. And then threw me out of our condo we were leasing because I wouldn't have a purely physical relationship with her. I really don't get you women...
So, like I said I doubt I'm dating material right now. I don't really completely know why I'm even doing this. I guess I'm just hoping to find a friend that want to help me piece me back together again. And who has no expectations on the other side... because right now I just don't know much of anything. I guess I'm still in shock. Someone out there want to prove to me that nice guys don't always finish last?

The trip of a thousand miles startes with the first step

Do You Deserve A Nice Man - 49 (Southern Maine)
Date: 2010-01-11, 7:16AM EST
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Hello, I will get right to the point. I am 5`7 180lb Honest,clean and neat gentleman.Have a great sence of humor. I am finanacially secure. Own my own home and all that good stuff.I enjoy traveling,boating snowmobiling.Or just hanging out at home. Looking to meet a honest sincere lady to spend time with.The trip of a thousand miles startes with the first step.Well if you think you are interested feel free to get back to me. Your picture gets mine. Also under subject in your E-MAIL put the town you are from down. So I know you are not a spam bot. Thank you for taking the time to read my post. Have a grat day. For those who can`t read . Put the town you are from in the subject box.If you want me to get back to you. People have trouble with that one. Thank You. If you do not leave a photo and the town you are from I will not answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

LETS START IT OFF WITH SEX-then see if you are 2012 resiliant-prepared - 42 (our great -EARTH-channel-2 and the like)

Date: 2010-01-08, 12:47AM EST
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And have a discussion from there ...nobody is with me here-nor did -I expect it. I am just saying...what the flying "fornicate" can we be prepaired to deal with if it actually happens -I tend to doubt it- but who's to say. I'm not going to bet me - or my potential kids lifes or the love of my life- on a -misconception - I am a little bit out there but If it ever transpires wouldn't you like to be the first to be in my camp if any thing -happened on the planet? would it be worth buying me another bow for my birthday-hunger is a great motavator A really nice X-bow for yourself & actually learning to shoot it?. I thought I had a real decent one..... but she is not quite there -VERY STRANGE - WORLD _ BUT WHO ON THIS PLANET would you like to deal with being prepared with me-if I was -actually decent -& had a nice place to take you & be pretty good to you -you'd best like H2O because I can swim like a seal.


Date: 2010-01-08, 6:28PM EST
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

just another lousy year alone - 48 (kittery)

Date: 2010-01-06, 1:17PM EST
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o.k. ladies please let me know whats a guy suppossed 2 day.I am like a great guy and hav alot 2 offer any decent woman and ive been alone and single and searching 4 over a year i am starting to think maybe im just ugly but dont c it or ive been jinxed by a past love.never had good luk with women and am totally distraught oveer it.always get taken in the end.what my heart cant take much more.everybody elsees life seems complete and happy and here i am certainly does suk year after year.well happy new year to youall I mys well jump off a i think ill hav 2 b committed 2 an insane asylum first b cause im not lettin you bitches win!!!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR AND THANX 4 PASSIN ME BY ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

I probably wouldnt conform to your standards - 38 (Portland)

Date: 2010-01-05, 8:35PM EST
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Born in a Dog year and in an Earth sign... Happiness is being in the moment, and having health, teaching, peace of mind and love. Breathing is very, very good, so are flexibility and movement.
Joy and fun are found everywhere…in family, friends, work, and play; snowflakes (not so much as summer storms), the wind and the Caribbean; bears, dogs, trees and flowers; really fine Belgian waffles and fat organic bacon and fresh juice. music of all types except commercial country and rap that you cant spell crap without.
Ecstasy is connecting and becoming one. You understand what I said above, who I am, what I want.
YOU know who you are and what you want - a guy. You WANT a great guy, not NEED any old guy. You set goals and achieve what you want. You are fit, active, and intelligent. You embrace the dark as well as the light. You refuse to carry another’s emotional baggage, and yet are empathetic. You speak honestly and act with integrity. You compromise only what you do, not who you are. Me too..
Let’s connect? Your pic gets mine. It might take me more than a day to get back with you, I am not online every minute of my life. Merci, Guten Nacht, Paix, Gracious, Tu da bem

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Ladies, I'm Gonna Be Honest ..... My Penis Made Me Write This Post (Portland)

Date: 2010-01-04, 10:31PM EST
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Ok, so here's the deal. I am single, gainfully employed with a good job,I'm funny, opinionated, creative, outspoken, and goodlooking. I can cook you dinner, write you a song, and make you purr in bed. What the hell more could you want ?

looking fo a happy go kucky women - 43 (lisbon, maine)

Date: 2010-01-05, 9:34AM EST
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just like looking for a good women, to spend my life with,

Monday, January 4, 2010

"Body Grauds" (Seacoast)

Date: 2009-12-31, 10:40PM EST
I am planning a 21st bash. I am looking to hire some "body grauds" to prodect the party go'ers and I. If you are a body graud for parties, culbs, ect and willing to travel to the Seacoast to be my party body gruads then e-mail me. I will need a resume with references, contact info and price rates (if needed, also say your travel rate). I will conduct a background check on those who "apply". Thank you

Friday, January 1, 2010

Fart on my face? - 25 (ME/NH)

Date: 2010-01-01, 3:55PM EST
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Seriously, I dare you. Not kidding. I love to rock and have a good time, I drive and have a job and all that fun stuff, no kids. Anyway, a lot more info if email me, let me know if you're interested. Again, not kidding, I really am looking for a girl who can do this, and take it from there. I rule.