Friday, December 16, 2011

Coffee? Chat or Walk? - 49 (Fairfield)

I would like to meet a lady who doesn't live too far away.
I would like a picture.
I am not interested in chatting online.
If you are interested please write me.
Please do not insult me and use your cellphone while we are on a date.
Thank you

lots of love to give! - 42 (Bangor/veazie)

im gonna try this again! im younger lookin 42 im devorced and been single for four years. i dont beleive in hurting or hitting women. i dont drink ,smoke, or take drugs, just because i dont dont mean i cant be with some one who does, im bored, lonly, bla bla bla! ok to the women who say they cant find a decent guy that is not abusive, lies or cheats!! or that say they are lonly and wants some one to cuddle with and do things with!! WAKE UP!! if you would take the time to email me more than once!! and get to know me... you would see im the guy for you!! lol im lookin for a girl between 21-50. i ride a harley and i love cats and dogs and kids are ok too! give me a chance!

Friday, December 9, 2011

Early Sunday Coffee and back to bed - 49 (Dover, NH)

Just what it sounds like......Coffee and see if we click. If we do its back to bed for a little Sunday excitement. Not looking for a one time deal, I want a LTR with a spontanious, creative funny woman. If its you feel free to get back to me. Must be local and around the sme age. Put. "coffee" in the subject box or get spammed.

Looking to hang with a sexy big-breasted woman - 35 (Portsmouth, NH)

Hey, ladies. It is Friday night and I am looking to hang with a sexy big-breasted woman tonight. I hope to meet someone who is playful and will let me hold her and caress her body as we have a few drinks and maybe grab a movie or something. We could go down by the water and just play around. I love boobs, so please have big ones for me to play with. I have brown/brown. I am 5'9"/200 lbs. I will send a pic as soon as you send me yours. If you want to show off you body and you want to "play" tonight, send me a message and a pic!

Friday, December 2, 2011

Extremely huge boobs ? - m4w - 43 (So Me)

I am simply looking for a woman that would not mide sharing her huge boobs with me. The bigger the better, I don't care about your body type or if your married or not. I just want to touch some really big boobs, ive never had big ones.
This is a real ad, so if your could out the word "MEGA" in the subject line so I can weed out all of the stupid spammers please


Monday, November 21, 2011

Holiday Romance - 50 (Seacoast, NH)

ISO FWB for the Holidays...25 to 45, HWP, ns,nd,d/d free, breakup January 2, 2012. NSA

Friday, November 11, 2011

Financial help for a beautiful woman - 48 (portland)

Are you looking for an easier solution to full time employment, no time for a full time job, then this might be the position for you! searching for 1-beautiful, fit, woman to share about 3 hours of her time per week, with a proffessional male, for discreet adult play. Excellent compensation, for a Exceptional woman, You must desire intense passionate encounters to own this position. if you wish to send a picture,or a breif description of yourself, i shall reply promptly.

whats the chance? - m4w - 42 (merrimack valley)

hi,first let me say that I am married,great,thats out the way,Im looking for a woman who would like to to have an affair with me.Im not looking for a one time thing but more of an ongoing sexual relationship,you need to be older than 35,in decent shape ,healthy,and flexable on times to meet me,if your interested please send a picure to me and some imfo,this is a first time for me and the casual encounter section seems ,well, sleezy.we should meet first have coffee ,see if we fit,thanks


READ THE TITLE................ARE YOU HER ???? YOU HOST....................

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Maine - 30 (south maine)

Hi well lit about me I am a single dad of a beatiful girl she awsome an I love being a father. I own my home in time I work for myself an getting ready to go back to school. I have a nice car just got it an prob payin to mauch 4 it but part of life. I am down to earth kinda guy. I like goin out n doin things as anyone but it not always fun to do it alone so I am looking to make friends an get to really know people over time an see what happens. I am not looking just to jump into bed really I am not, not sure if thats every guys pick up line or what not but I am a honest guy good looking I tend to be a nerd reason I say that is I am a wise ass I try to joke around an give pp laughter sorry I am human lol. Any how I would like to meet some boudy an connect well with tired of getting playe or doin things as a high school things I am not 15years old I am not dumb I just trying to real with people I like to go out or stay home I really rather stay home an save money but alway like to get out n do things too.I try to be a romatic guy I open doors buy floors an write poetry do those lit things only think happen in movies or what ever I just cant stand being lied too i rather hear the truth then sum gossip that never even happen. I am a big boy I can handle the truth. I am not gonna lie I am not perfic no one is an I am just me only lit old me an if thats not good enough I am sorry maybe the next guy you get to know will an hope an wish all people all the love an peace in the world I just wish to find my other half more then anything I really do! I am more willing to help anyone out but i been burn many times so its hard to trust anyone. I am not trying to write a book here just trying to be real an look at things to the point so if your still readin n feel like chating I'd love to hear from you so feel free to drop a word an hollar over anytime! Ok have a nice one I'll leave a rose here for all the lovly ladys an hope all find there true love!

Monday, October 10, 2011

DosAmigos - You smiled and waved - m4w - 33 (Concord, NH)

You were cute, waiting for your food at Dos Amigos in Concord just after 1pm on Sunday (Oct. 9th). I was at a table with friends wearing a classy hat and glasses. We exchanged a look as you were leaving - you smiled and waved at me as though to say, "Hey, you caught my eye and I wouldn't mind sharing some of my time with you." Well, we may never see each other again, but it would be great to know more about you.

seeking only under 25 small breast no children (Bangor)

in fact the younger the better right down to the legal age of 16 if you are mature because while I want babies it takes time to learn someone well. Iam 44 never married and no children. If you have children, tats large breast, no way will we be comaptible. I am very choosey but I have worked for the day I find my love and would rather die alone then settle. Be young, smart and eager for love from an older male who will care for you and expect you to care for him

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Tattoo'd unformed man - 27 (Sanford-Kittery)

looking for a beautiful young lady to devotes some time into and hopefully start something amazing with. i wear a military uniform and love my tattoo's. i do have alot to offer and know how to treat a woman good. hoping to find a honest, faithfull and fun young woman who wants to enjoy my company. respond with a pic to get mine and tell me a little about yourself. hope to hear from you

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Share My House - 45 ( Seacoast N.H.)

I Own and live in a house at the beach, at first I started posting for a Room Mate, Then I thought I might take it a step further, I am also divorced and looking for a pretty, young, woman to share great times with, so why not put it all In one add. could lead to LTR... Please be between the ages of 23 and 40 I am 45 , Please no bullshit, no whores, no woman working for dating sites, Just honest responses. and please no woman from Nigeria, who is relocating , parents died , bla bla bla. I have heard it all. you must Know where Rye N.H. is, that would be a great start.
Have a great Day!!
Get back to me, I will give you my e mail ect.

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

soild person needs partner to spoil - 39 (NH-SW)

39YO guy who has never posted before. I enjoy everything from LIMo's to Nascar. You must have a SOH. I love the SOX and Pats, and my family and friends. i have a Masters degree and I am not desparate or needy. I just want to see who is out there. maybe we can chat or meet. I am a rockstar and comedian, beside being smart. i have low self esteem as you can tell. I tend to get along with everyone, at some level.

Jack and Rose Dawson - 32 (somewhere between Concord and Littleton)

Now is the time for action, for making it count!

I'm a lot like Jack in the sense that I have no problem taking risks in life or even doing it in a poker game for that matter. If I saw or heard someone in trouble I would stop and help. If you look in my eyes and my heart leaps, I would put it all on the line for a shot with you. While the distinguished materialistic men drink brandy and smoke cigars, I would take you dancing and get lost in your splendor. And if our ship sinks... I would give up my floating piece of wood so that you are safe.

And you are a lot like Rose. The way you can wear your hair many different ways. The girl who is proper but also rebellious. The way you value love and how it outweighs even the most important issues. Your genuineness and brilliance. Your quick wit and your fun-loving demeanor. And lastly, your ability to discern difference.

I am a healthy, kind, attractive Jack, looking for my amazingly stubborn, smart, beautiful Rose.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

This Magic Moment - m4w

After a lifetime driven by assortments of fragmented dreams, not once has an experience ever compared with that moment of awaiting your answer to my question. It was as if time, momentarilly, was standing still, and there was not another soul on this planet, other than you and I.

Taking your number would have left me debating when the best time to call might be.
Giving you my number guarantees that any time you call, whether in a few days, few weeks, or few months, will be the perfect time, another magic moment.

my jailbird - w4m - 20 (my heart)

i wonder if you will ever read this, and i wonder if you think about me still? we quickly fell in love. quickly. no one told me you were a scumbag, you meant everything to me..we shared a love that people couldnt even dream about. you completed my heart, soul, mind, and body. i know youre out there somewhere..i know...we met and you were jail, on work release. you never left my side. i will always love you. and i know the only reason that we are not together is because you have never loved, or been loved as intensely as my love for you, and yours for me..i hope someday you can come home to me, i hope you get better, and i hope i do too..still thinking about you...still...this is your "get out of jail free" last chance to come home

someday my jailbird you will be set free
you will spread your wings and fly away from me
when you develop from jailbird to dove
remember the keeper who holds that jailbirds love

Monday, August 22, 2011

Seeking cute college girl to help with expenses - 33 (Epping)

Ok first off I am completely normal guy, clean, decent looking, own my own etc. I'm just not looking for a relationship, and I don't go to bars or wherever to meet girls. anyways...I'm looking for a cute girl who wouldn't mind meeting a couple times a week , I'll help you pay for books or whatnot.

Looking For Lady Roommate Free - 50 (Chester NH)

Looking for a lady that needs a nice safe place to call home! Me 5'6" 160lb ,Don't drink or smoke and no drugs. Have a great place here in chester to share. I could be the best friend you ever have. Lets talk meet where ever you feel safe date as long as you wish . Than maybe you will see i could be a great roommate and friend . Lets you please be real I am
Please send pic if you have one .

Saturday, August 20, 2011

my loving husband

I love you with all my heart, mind body and soul. Your one hell of a husband, not to mention an outstanding father. You've gone out of your way to make me happy and to make sure the children have what they need. A'm not only lucky but I'm blessed to have you in my life and proud to say that I'm your wife. You've done so much for me I couldn't even to begin where to start when thanking you. The only way I know how to thank you is to love you everyday of my life. I know that you don't believe in god but I know deep down inside that you were sent to me and I to you. Heaven Sent. I know Im not perfect as much as I'd want to be, but when I look at all these other women and to think that your with me, to me that's something special. I'm no barbie doll, and I know I'm not a size 2, but Im not job of the hut either, and I want to say thank you for loving me for who I am. I have no desire for anyone else, so your it baby, your stuck with me, and you know what? Its a damn good feeling to know that I have something wonderful coming home every night from work. I love you. If I had to do it all over again when the day I met you, I would. Wouldn't think twice about it. I want to grow with you and wake up in your arms. Thank yoiu for making me your partner in life, my best friend, lover, my husband. I love you

Thursday, August 18, 2011



Looking for a ... Christian ... - 50 (Manchester)

Looking for a ... nice Christian woman who is lonely and who would like to do some things together. I am in my fifties but look younger. Please be pretty, fit, loving and kind, and a bit younger than me, and look younger yourself. We cam email, chat, talk, and see what two lonely Christians can do. Prefer a never-married, like myself, without kids [like myself], however that is an ideal wish, so... And, I like the Asian looks, as they always seem to be smiling!! That's all. If you're tired of being all alone, all-the-time, well, please do contact me, ok? Thanks. PS--I am a former church musician, guitarist, pianist, drummer, harmonica-ist, and used to be a nationally known electric guitar designer.* I have a cat, Buddy, who is like a son I never had. PTL! PS--I sure could use a hug and a kiss as it's been a long time ... and you can probably understand that too. Brick
*search the web for Plexiglas g guitars

totally baffled by "real man" "true love" - 44 (Brewer)

I am really just ranting because I saw another couple breaking up who had no business dating to start with and they made a baby

I do not understand all the divorced women or men or just those with children seeking these. Did you not have it, why else would you marry and or make a baby? My work tells me that 90% of the people who get divorced never should have married to begin with as they really shared nothing more then animal qaulities for the "need" to have sex. I want a real woman, but a real woman does not need to have slept with scum, made babies, or be what we from the coast call harbor hogs. They can be like real men who worked, learned what they wanted from life, learned good behaviour learned which people were not worthy of dating. Eliminating icky is the easy part finding someone fun who has morals is the hard part.

Lets be real growing up how many of us said I want to be a dumb, fat drunk, druggie slut? What ever happened to those innocent dreams being worked on to come to reality? All spam who cannot tell me the date

In Need of help - 41 (lewiston/Auburn/Gardiner)

My name is Kevin . I came to Lewiston to work on a mans motel . he promised me this and that and has not kept his word one time , now I'm stranded and owed 3 weeks pay . I am a good man , good looking and well built , who has had a very bad streak of luck since I feel off a roof last octotober , I have lost my house , my vehicles , most of my tools . I need help . All I have to offer is myself , a vast knowledge of carpentry/plumbing and electrical . I dont know what else to say , Im not used to asking anyone for anything . Please leave messages at united_home_repair at yahoo . Thank you .....Kevin..... I will send Pictures apon request .

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Amazing woman with silver toenails and beautiful eyes. - m4w - 36 (The sweetest place on earth.)

I am so hopelessly in love with you, hopeless because:

1- I'm married
2- Your married
3- Your totally out of my league

You're so smart, intelligent, friendly, fun and beautiful that I can't get you off my mind. When I see you my heart beats faster, time slows down which just means that my brain is writing down everything about you, it seems slow to me because I want to remember every moment. I keep thinking about your face your eyes, your smile. Then I saw your pretty silver toenails, it was just another thing to write down to my brain, permanently in memory I never want to forget. Above all I would love to be your friend. So I can ask you about yourself, who you are, what you are thinking.
The only advice I have for you, you should really have kids, you have a great husband and you're an amazing woman who would make a great mother. I cant figure out why you havent had kids. I want to talk to you.

Yours helplessly in love with you , Joe

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

ISO Hornsby date - 47 (Portsmouth NH)

Hey I'm looking for a lady who likes Bruce Hornsby. I have pretty good seats, open to dinner beforehand. Tell me about yourself and what songs you like. I'm a nice guy HWP, outgoing and open to dutch dinner beforehand if you like :-)

no one to rush hom too can you change that? (biddeford)

well i hate coming home to my self it's not what i imagined my life would be and i am sure it's my fault after messing up time and time and time again i am a good man i just make a mistake or 2 i never cheated on anyone ever i never lied but i think i am a hard man too love i dont know why i work every day i dont drink and rarely smoke weed i am a good dad i try my best to keep my love ones happy i know i am just a man like the country son says but i still deserve to be loved ever heard the song catch a grenade for you well i would and still i cant find anyone that i like i enjoy walking the beach and playing with my son night clubs are not my thing i like watching movies at home i have a good job and my own place my own car i am good looking iam 35 iam NOT looking for a fling or one night stand so if your interested please send a pic and tell me what ur looking for please be height weight proportioned i think thats how you spell it well email me if you like 2 know more thanks for reading i will send a pic in return i am 5'8 165 lbs shaved head only because i am going bald just so you know

Sunday, August 14, 2011

wanted crazey girl for never dull ltr

35 or under I NEED AN ALL AROUND WOMEN. YOUNGER THAN ME. im 51. your job will be to keep us happy "mine to" be focused crazey sexey in the mood did i say sexey and in shape?my job is to make you satisfied not just with sex , well mostley. never a dull moment. being normal is just wrong.

Friday, August 12, 2011


Hello. I am trying to find a good woman for my former boyfriend. I had to move out of the state for my job and he couldnt move due to his job and son being here. He is 42 divorced and now single. He stands 5-6 150 lbs blonde and blue eyed. He is clean D+D FREE doesnt drink and is quitting smoking. He is an amazing man with a heart of gold loyal funny and faithful. He enjoys hiking camping reading movies cooking ( which he does quite well ) NASCAR the beach at night road trips on the motorcycle and telling jokes. He makes the people around him laugh and have a good time. He isnt into drama and would rather discuss an issue than fight about it. He has his own appartment a good fulltime job car and motorcycle and lives in the Rochchester area but he doesnt mind driving. PLEASE RESPOND WITH A CLEAN PIC AND YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IN THE SUBJECT LINE TO WEED OUT SPAM. This is a real ad and he is a real person. He doesnt photograph well his pics DO NOT do him justice. DONT MISS OUT ON THIS GREAT GUY. I almost gave up the job to stay with him. Thank you.

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

old fat man seeks young size 0-2 with brains :) - 42 (brewer)

I am legit why flag? If I was even in Portland this would be easy to find but north of portland it would be easier to find a pearl in a clam. I am seeking someone young enough to take time to know to be sure we right for each and be able to start a family. Start as in I have no children and will not date anyone with children. I never had the wild drunk make an ass of myself and bring others down with me attitude that so many females seem to want until they find themselves single with babies living on the dole. You may have done this or something similar and be a wonderful person now but I just do not care I do not want the mental or physical baggage. So if you are smart enough never to whored yourself out to scum and want a male with the same traits why not try me out? Be sure to make the response personal enough that it could not be spam because I dislike spam as much as dumb people

Sunday, August 7, 2011

where is my angel - 45 (new hampshir....vermont,,,,maine)

hey ladies thought i would give this a try.....i lke to do everything im very out going and alot of fun to be around.....looking for someone between 35 to 40 year olds that can keep up with my life ifthat is u let me know

Tuesday, August 2, 2011

nice chick wanted - 44 (rumford area)

looking to meet a nice women to start out see where it goe's maybe with some bennys to.... if you have children thats ok. i have one to. at this time am married but slowly going down hill.. i know she is scruwing around but cant prove it. so why bother to arque right i will just meet some one. and when i find the right one then i will tell her to scruw.. any ways i am nice carring sweet and easy going fun to be with.... thats it for now any quest, just ask i will tell pic would be nice i have one but dont like posting i will send to yr email upon request but dont forget you need to send one thanks by the way i am more the laid back type of guy not into bar seens.. more of a home body

Just need somebody - 33 (OOB)

In a crappy mood, going through some stuff....I just need an attractive woman 2 hang out with and have some laughs.
If more happens cool...Im 5'11" 175, brw/blu attractive, good sense of humor and 420 friendly
You-age and race dont matter as long as ur legal lol
Come have some fun and laughs with me

Monday, August 1, 2011

Stop staring at my tits, my face is up here! - 26 (Portland)

Hey every one. I'm Big Jon. Living in Portland and being awesome. I love to cook for my friends and have people over for dinner or some meal type thing at least once a week. I like to go people watching, go to fort Williams, drive around my boat at the lake, go swimming, be rather close to air conditioners, wood working, dressing like a pirate on occasion, wearing my kilt quite often, being mostly naked, making people laugh, write standup, tell stories, bake, target shooting, knife and ax throwing, doing the highland games, being rad, special effects make up, and other assorted shenanigans. Some of my goals are to move down to philly and own a food truck and sell tacos and BBQ and the like in the next 5 years or so. If you are laid back but outgoing, not too serious but have enough depth to keep a conversation going, then you should probably write to me. Hope to hear from you! woot

make sure you put " Big shoes, Big Jon" in the subject line so i know your not spam. and a pic would be great as well! lick

Cute Redhead Wanted - 50 (Seacoast)

Gray hair looking for real redhead to pursue rewarding FWB. Be 21 to 45. Put "Seacoast" in title to get read. And please attach a pic. Yours gets mine.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

shelter-in-place? - 36 (Portsmouth)

Visiting town for a few days buy WAY too hot to go sightseeing or bar-hopping. Any cute, petite ladies interested in blasting the A/C in my hotel room and hanging out? Maybe watch a movie, or split a bottle of wine?


WELL I'M LOOKING FOR A tall dark lady vampire tattoos are nice. long hair any color i'm 6'2'' tall have a home for us i want a life mate . solemate.. tell me i have a car send me a pitcher i'll send you one. you be 29------52 is good i'm 52 LTR ONLY please. if you like me and i like you we will see how it go's i like to dance, rock country watch mudbogs watch racing walks cuddling huging kissing cookouts bonfires you tell me. i don't drink or do any drugs. i love vampires show me if your out there.

Really? (P'land)

s it that hard to find a nice, well-adjusted, educated woman around here who is in her 20's or 30's (or even early 40's) and doesn't have any kids or tattoos?

Apparently so, because I can't seem to find one.

If you know of such a rare creature, please let me know. And be sure to put the word "bugle" in your subject line, so I'll know you're real.

Sunday, July 17, 2011

photo and movies - m4w - 44 (portsmouth)


Thursday, July 14, 2011

Cheer me Up?? - m4w - 35 (Laconia)

Anyone up for cheering me up? I just had my heart ripped out by a girl I was head over heals for. She told me it was kismet that we met, that she couldn't imagine being with anyone else and then some douche singer in a crappy local band got out of a relationship and she bailed. Good riddance but I'm a bit down over the whole thing. I could really use some good ole sex to work out some frustrations and give you a good time all at once. I'm into athletic girls, nice toned bodies with firm booties. No bbw's please, not my thing.

Hope to hear from you!

WANTED: A lady who likes pleasure boating, yachting, travel, etc (Rye Beach, NH)

WANTED: A lady who likes pleasure boating, yachting, travel, etc..... At this time, I am looking for a neat lady to enjoy sun, non-stress fun, cocktails, hugs, laughter, travel, and just plain "hanging out" with good people, while in the company of a 58 yo, neat, white and normal, 6', 2," 210 lb. business man, who is in perfect health and physical condition, in the Rye Beach, NH area. NOTE: You MUST write "pleasure boating is fun," in the subject line, to avoid your response going to the "spam" folder.

hot guys at belemy park. - m4m - 29 (Dover)

The 3 of you were playing Frisbee golf. I first saw you guys when one of you was in the water. Then saw you guys again when you were at the furthest hole. I would have sucked 1 of you or all 3 of you. Get back to me if your interested.

cross country RV adventure - 49 (portland)

Hi, my name is Patrick I'm a 49 yo native american. 6' fit 170lbs. HWP tall, dark, and not so bad on the eyes. spontaneous and adventurous. I don't want to wait and see where life takes me. I want to live my dreams. You never know, I could get hit by a car, bus, train, plane, ocean liner. lol
I'm selling my house and everything I own. ( just accepted an offer on the house, and will me signing 2moro ) I plan on driving around the country, where ever the roads take me. I will have plenty of funds, so I don't need help. I would like to have company for this trip, some one HWP, young at heart with a wild adventurous side. Key West, Vegas, Ca., Alaska. I want to see and do this while I can.
I'm in good health. I DO NOT DO DRAMA in anyway what so ever... I'm very laid back, funny, don't drink (don't mind if your a social drinker), 420 friendly, smoke cigarettes, and not in a rust to get anywhere. I will have the cash to do as I (we) want to. I drive a taxi in Portland ( not the one who is rushing to his next fair, but the one with the smile on his face, taking his time.) I love to drive. I just want to drive around the country, with a happy, talkative, outgoing lady. who feels as good about herself as I do.
love making \ hot sex. on one hand I'm very passionate, caring, lover. who takes the time to enjoy and use all our senses. on the other hand, I love sexy dress, short skirts, nice shoes....

For every girl that wants their own "missed connection"... - m4w (Portland)

I saw you last ________. Your hair was ______, you wore a ______with a _______. We were at/outside ________ when our eyes met. You seemed _______ so I _______. You noticed my _______ which made me _______. You said "Is that a ______ in your _______ or are you just _________________?"

I'm kidding, you didn't say that, but I wish you did.

Tell me what _______ my _______ was.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

FLOOZIES - 24 (Seacoast)

24 year old man right here looking for some floozies.. any internet broads want to meet up ?

Monday, July 4, 2011

very attractive man with a killer personality - 45 (newton)

45 y.o. man looking for his cake and wants to eat it too. i'm going to be honest... I am looking for a woman of means. Are you above the curve. Do you not want for things, Is the only thing missing is that special person to share it with. I WANT A RICH WOMAN. Sorry to sound shallow, but i am a great catch. very attractive, down to earth, thoughtful and comitted to the right person. Im loyal ,very romantic, educated and can keep up my end of a conversation, I want a very specific thing and want to offer it to the right person, the other half of the whole. So if you would like to know more please by all means write to me and i will send a pic and you will be pleasently suprised and my personality is my better quality. I don't believe i have the guts to do this, but i;ve read through the majority of these ads ( have never dated anyone from a dating site ever) and i'm above and beyond whats out there thanks

Sunday, July 3, 2011

recluse - 24 (ellsworth)

I'm a recluse that needs to get some, let's do this ladies, reply with a pic

Saturday, July 2, 2011

corey hebert - 31 (any whare in maine)

i wont a women to look good looking and like to ride motorcycles and have fun and loves sex

Thursday, June 30, 2011

Italian meal..I drive - 53 (Hampton)

I am not much of a drinker at all but would love a couple of glasses of red wine with a nice Italian meal tonight. If you are a hot shit and have a very pretty face for me to gaze at, I will treat if you drive. I am 5'10 190 with black hair and cleanshaven. I am a very nice, easygoing guy. Worse that happens, is you eat and go home. I am very respectful also and have my act together but will not drive after more than one glass.



Wednesday, June 29, 2011

looking for a busty playmate - 51 (auburn)

looking for a busty playmate for funa dn good 6ft tall hazel eyes...i like chinese food horror movies and 420...i can cook clean and do my own laundry....looking for a busty playmate to have fun with .... i like going to the any cool place u can think of....please be open minded and real!!!!

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

A LIFE MATE WANTED - 51 (Lempster NH)

i'm 51 years old going on 45 . i need some one to have fun with . lets see we can go to watch mud bogs watch the races watch tv watch the 4 wheelers race in my town or go to the mall or go to the bar dancing come on girls i look big an ruff but its just looks. i will love you for ever im 6' 2" 285 lbs i do smoke cigs need your help. add some stuff we can do i like to walk hold hand cuddle any thing in this town my hole life . just drive to lempster ask anybody I'D LIKE A LTR GIRLS 35-50 YEARS OLD i will talk to all email me LOOKING FOR LONG TERM

HOUSE MOUSE - 51 (lempster NH)

i'm looking for a pritty country girl for ltr i like to go out dancing i like to go to partys bonfires go watch motorcycle racing in my town mud bogs YOU TELL ME im 6'2'' tall 285lbs big ruff looking long hair but thats me i like me. but i need a friend for now if you like me and i like you. you never know just email my. i don't have a cell phone and i don't tex you have to like country life an love to cuddle an be huged all the time thats what i do . i'll love you for ever.

looking for sum1 ta have sum drinks wit sat and spend night - 29 (dover )

Looking fo chic ta have drinks wit Saturday and spend night.must b drama email wit pic if interested and ill reply with pic also names bob


looking.... for a women . for a LTR or life mate. im not a bad guy . but i'm big 6' 2'' 281 lbs smoke cigs i don't drink or do any drugs look big and ruff.. but if you take the time to know me. you will love me. i like girls with tattoos.. blondes but i like all, email me i'll tell you more, i have a house just need you to put in it. and my little dog need a momey send me a pic so i can see who i;m talking to any age 34-------54-

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Please be Black and 420 friendly - m4w - 44 (Central NH)

Looking to chill with a cool black girl. I'm a laid back, fat white guy. Lets chat and see whats up.....your pic gets mine.

looking for someone special - 24 (exeter)

I have got the next four days off and I'm looking to meet someone for dinner and maybe a good movie. I little about me I love music any chance I get to listen I do. I like walking and being outdoors when weather permits. I may not be the hottest person but I have a big heart with lots of love

Looking for someone thah knows what she wants - 30

About me I'm loyal to my partner and expect the same... I work full time ~ Love the beach ~ Drive a Chevy ~ Love camping... I'm really good at Getting people to smile. I'm good at listening to people and their troubles. For the most part I'm good at giving advice on how to deal with their issues. I think I'm good at cooking anything with beef/pasta. I'm sure there's more... Please put your name and age in the subject line.. pic4pic

i would like nudist friend - m4w - 52 (lowell)

like a female to remove her or i can your clothes hug kiss cuddle have a coffee talk and hang out nude and visit

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

tex tonight or this week - 25 (lakes region)

Hey I am board at work now so send me a tex if you're interested. I am a pretty fun and humorous guy. Send me a tex "saw u on CL" and ill respond back. Six,zero,three then three,nine,xxx then nine,four,four,five: I can send ya a pic when you do. Let get to know each other and possibly have fun later. Look forward to your tex.

taxt buddy tonight - 23 (sopmersowrth)

hi my names nick and im lookin for someone thats 420 friendly im 23 and i a lil buzzed and im lookin for a girl to tlk to tonight send me a pic urs gets mine if ur a fuck dude bug the fuck off hit me up ill be on here to give u my number

Sunday, May 15, 2011

looking for farmers doughter - 52 (NH)

just looking for some one to love an talk to... my wife left me after 20 year don't know why . but i'm going on . i'm 52 an have no money but i want to live life not alone. we can live just you an me i;m looking for a farmers doughter blond 30-55 to have fun. going to mud bogs-car racing --shopping at the store just have fun. im 6'2----290 lbs long whiteish hair--don't drink no drugs i do smoke cigs i like to do most things

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Someone thin -- please - 57 (SW NH)

Come on! There has to be at least ONE left. Notice the age! I'm 5'9 thin. Even just an occasional date would be nice.
NOT interested in opportunists. ---> NOT going to ANY website... You fat asses with your stupid comments are wasting your time, morons! <--- Thank you.

Where to search? - 42 (Brewer)

Where does one go to find a female without children, tats, drunk, druggie and fat in this state? Until I returned Maine it was never a problem to find my definition of a nice young woman. Sadly we never clicked for something long term but at least there was some pleasure from learning each other. Seeking someone under 26 who has no children, does not drink, smoke, do drugs have tats and is blubbery. I have plenty of fat friends so not saying fat people do not have feelings or great personalities but a personal choice for more than freinds. Is my request a fantasy in Maine or what? Perhaps it is because I started dating late as I had goals so to old for females in Maine? Only responces with "good girl" will be read as I have hit 100,000 at least in spam.

Friday, April 22, 2011

My girlfriend and I are looking for a partner for our close friend. - 21 (Conway)

My girlfriend and I are very close, and we share a lot of the same interests, We have a close friend of ours that could use a good girl in his life. Now this sounds odd but he is a very attractive guy, filled with life and energy but the reason he can't hold a relationship is because he has very limited anger issues due to not trusting people. When I first met the guy I hated him with a passion because he treated us like shit, but once we broke through the shell and he has learned to trust us, we are very close and things are just fun. Pretty much My girlfriend and me are looking to find him a female thats exactly like us, Now here is about us.

We play pool a lot, we go to the hot tub like 3 times a week, we work out, and eat pizza hut all the time, we watch a lot of movies, we are also starting up our own paranormal investigation team, and the best part is we know how to tell a joke and get made fun of, We are a fun couple that that does not take things to heart, we just have fun. We also drink... a lot.... trying to cut back though.

Anyways here are the requirements,

He is shallow, you must be hot.
You must be able to take a funny insult/joke, it is only a joke.
you gotta love just being yourself and having a good time,
Also don't be annoying, we go out to eat almost everyday and we don't want people that scream in the middle of a restaurant, especially when his family owns half the ones in North Conway.

Anyways, send me an email.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Beautiful blond - 37 (Concord and surrounding area)

I am enthusiastically searching for a sexy blond with blue eyes who appreciates being treated like the sun rises and sets around them every single day. Age is immaterial as long as you are intelligent, vibrant, confident, independent and enjoys the company of an attractive, athletic, family loving, children adoring, successful business man who lives to make his woman laugh. I desire a long term relationship with someone who is 100% all woman. And expects the same out of their man. I'll happily send a photo if you'll send one along with your reply. Please put, "serious about the future" in the subject box. Talk to you soon.

Saturday, April 16, 2011

3? man looking for women for cuddles n movies (sea coast )

hi im looking for a 30 to 50 women to relax with maby dinner talk coffee a redbox movie at your place
im a single parent lonely hansom rugged funny so pic for pic and we can chat for a while

Sunday, April 3, 2011

Wanted ... Decent Woman - 38 (Downtown Portland)

Ok here's the situtation I'm a black guy looking for a decent woman..I get a lot welfare woman looking for a Capt save a whore I'm not wit it, a bunch of loser junkie, no teeth,drunks I don't feel that Not hott..Or sex site girls no respect for u whores either get a job and maybe just maybe u have some self respect and some class one day again..Well and me I'm a single , hard working, easy going guy looking for Ms. Independent .. >. Can't find a decent white woman in Portland somebody prove me wrong ok .. Put 1# in the title so I won't spam u and a pic ...Il hit u back wit mines..

Monday, March 21, 2011



i see fit women around.. why dont they message me? - 22 (Epping NH)

if you were in epping and i saw you today then message me your hott six zero htree five eight three three two seven seven im in the white superduty truck

Monday, March 7, 2011

Looking for a plumb girl - 50 (Nashua)

I have a big bed ready for a big girl .Do you want to be treeded right. If you come you will Cum . Dan

Thursday, February 24, 2011

Looking for expireneced women - 20 (Lewiston)

I am a 20 year old male, looking for an expired women to show me a thing or two ;] I'm down for anything. Looks arent a big deal. Please contact me with a pic, and some info about you. I hope to meet you soon.

Monday, February 21, 2011

whats always on the find female - 39

I would like to meet a female that has never been eating out, or it has been a while. I can stop at just doing that but is he want more then it will be. Someone that thinks about it all the time please have average body. I very clean in good shape dont smoke,drink or do drugs-----Me

Seen you In court Once

You had on black pants ! and a black jacket ! You had a lady with you,Her hair was greasy ,You had mud all on the side of you ..You stated you had fallen down ! the hair was nasty cuz you was sick in the bathroom all night ! what court house was we in ?

Sunday, February 13, 2011


I am looking for a women who love to ware pantyhose and high heals so if you are looking for a man to ador you in you sexy close please get ahold of me

thank you
pleas respond with a picture

Thursday, February 3, 2011

Wanted Descent Down to Earth Woman - 39 (So N.H)

Must be Easy going and not take life too seriously. Want to start as friends first. I don't sweat the little stuff so please be the same. I like to do many things but i'm not going to ramble on here on cl so if you'd like to chat you know what to do.

Monday, January 31, 2011

x-cuntry skiing date - 49 (southern NH)

Oops I miss spelled that word.! If anyone wants to go cross country skiing with me sometime before the snow melts away please reply. Put the word gluteals in the subject line. just to weed out the scammers. OK Please be over 25 years old.

Friday, January 21, 2011


hello everybody how are your lives. well if your on here they cant be the best cause your still looking for what can make you whole. the one thing that can complete your existance, the one thing everyone still searches for , one true love. life is way to short to let it go so if you have the chance you must just let go. let yourself fall, act like its not going to hurt. let down your guard so someone anyone has the chance to see who you really are, maybe even fall in love. a true feeling, one that only comes around once in a life time . my name is shawn and im here looking for that very thing. maybe not this very second but maybe one day if the mood is right and we are compatible. would like the chance to get to know the right person. the one of which i can be one with. if you are one that only wants a suger daddy then move on. i want a women not a girl. a women that can stand on her own two feet but will still let a man defend her honor if it were to be challanged. a woman that enjoys to sit home with a movie cuddling rather than going out drinking all night long. family is very important it must always come first no matter who you are. life is a challange so maybe if you are ready we could take those steps together. if you are interested then feel free to contact me.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


Hi my name is David and I am a SWM 44 6’ 190 dirty blonde hair (have all my hair, lol) hazel eyes, been told very good looking and a great kisser, I am a gourmet chef by trade but also have my own business and looking to open a restaurant in the near future, . I am stable, I just want to be honest--no games. I am very sweet, romantic, caring and loving. Want to share a future together with my sweetheart , a SWF under 5’8 height and weight proportionate ( sorry not looking for short and round) must be cute (beautiful) who is sweet, caring, honest, likes walking arm and arm and wants a loving relationship. I am not into drama, BS and lies, just want happiness, you? I do smoke cigs but not that much (truely) i don't drink so i don't turn into a jerk, no problem with you drinking i don't have a problem with that, please enclude your picture when you contact me and maybe your # if your serious-- no games just a nice relationship- lets see if we click Lets talk, David

this aint gonna werk...... - 33 (nh)

ill start this out quick... i currently dont have a job do to the weather, and i dont have a car. sooooo keep lookn if that bothers you and good luck.
this is the first time ive posted on this site, i always look at the personals on this site and theres alot of people looking for love. i would like to see whos out there who dont care that i dont have a job or transportation. im posting this because im looking for someone that will like me for who i am and not what i have or dont have.
i concider myself to be in good shape i love the outdoors, ill do anything to be outside, fishing, walking,four wheeln. well im not gonna tell you everything now cause it would be nice for you to figure things out yourself. im not to sure about posting a picture of myself yet cause i dont know what kind of responce im gonna get. if your interested send me a pic and a little about yourself and we can go from there. have a wonderful day week year!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Cougar woman - 38 (NH-MA)

Hello Sunshine :)
I have a very warm spot in my heart for a cougar women :)The human heart, at whatever age,opens to the heart that opens in return..It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable,but it is the little differences .that make them interesting.
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted ............ I am good kisser r u ?Opportunity may knock only once but temptation leans on the doorbell.
I am 38 y old 6ft 180 lbs ,non smoker I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me, and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul and to me, this has always been enough..I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ,Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special., I consider myself an easy going and laid back guy with a good sense humor and a positive attitude.:):):)Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will
Sometimes when I'm sad, I like to cut myself...another slice of cheesecake.You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.....Nothing is impossible. Some things just take longer to achieve. a hug is the perfect gift for any occasion one size fits all...
Looking for Normal Cougar woman 40"s up.. with No Drama ,Life is not a search for happiness. Happiness is a by-product of living the right kind of a life, of doing the right thing. Do not search for happiness, search for right living and happiness will be your Can you kindly send along a picture please:)For all those men who believe there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...Currently 80% of women are against marriage, too, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage it's not worth buying the whole pig.
I hope to hear from soon so we can talk ... . thanks:):):)

Monday, January 10, 2011

kind hillbill man - 18 (watervill)

my name is caleb i am 18 i am 6'2 and way about 240 im looking for a back woods girl that i can bring hunting fishing and icefishing. i alsow injoy cubling up near the fire and waching a good movie. sumtimes going out and playing pole or going to eat or going to the movies. i would like a women aroundb5'6 or short is great! so if you are intrusted in being treated like a back woods princess send me a email and plz gust put woods so ik you ant spam plz.

looking for a nice lady - 54 (gardiner)

I'm a fun loving guy whos a bit older. I notice these dating sites have a lot of younger people using them. But I'm going to take my chances and see what happens.

I work with dynamite, I have a couple cats and I love them. I'd take them everywhere I go if I could.
I'm a down to earth type of a guy who likes to stay in sometimes, get things done around the house and relax and on occasion go have some fun.
I enjoy most movies, sports, I really don't mind lifetime either.
I haven't been in a relationship for about 5 years now.
I'd like to find a nice lady that I can treat well and get to know.

hello - 26 (any)

hello i am a 26 old looking for a good women dream free and let be who i am and will stand be hind me with whatever i decide to do with out yaping about i have 3 kids wich r my world so u most be graet with kid
i am 5'11 270lbs i loike to dance and drink with friends
i love racing and ice fishing racing is my like in the summer time u can find me on face book as chxxxy hxxl

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Beaver come to me - 47

Well, I am like Jane Goodall is to chimps , as I am for wild beaver that live here on my land as poachers need to be kept away and I would like a loving partner woman to help, age 21-70 and preferably a home body type, non smoker is best , but some herb is ok sometimes .
I am into gardening and the study of health , sometimes I seem to be a horny toad with the right woman , within a very short time but with others that are poor matches to me are very much a turn off.
I enjoy affection and the practice of baby production :):) if you know what I mean , and am fairly potent , in a good way. I am currently developing a fuel cell that enables a motor to run on no conventional gas, you may see what I am working on , the directions are on google video
And find able with three words, joe cell video, 137 minuets. I am 5'11" and 170#s and handsome and cute , as I have been told . My future beaver park shall nick name them water pandas. So if your interested please send me a note. I am STD free and expect the same from my future mate, slim
and trim is best , obesity is a problem . Put in your email to start , your favorite animal and why, so I know your not a spammer.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Will you be the LUCKY LADY!!!!! - 49 (Kittery-Portsmouth)

Hello all you beautiful ladies out name is mikal i am 5ft 9in tall 195lbs brown hair blue eyes with lots of love to give to the right woman.Alls you have to be is somewhat attractive and not hiddeously overweight.So now if you've passed that test your in the running to win the grand prize and that would be me of you know im a capricorn and i love the ocean swimming fishing frisbee motorcycles snow skiing and most importantly my woman which obviously i am without 4 the time being.,so i am single over two years now and I hate it!I have never had kids and never been married.longest relationship was maybe two years.anyways i'm a good catch and i'm up 4 grabs.I am in the construction industry and own a truk and also have a valid license.I try and work everyday if there is work available.So what are you waiting for.Your soulmate has arrived so i suggest that you hurry up and get mailing bak 2 me b 4 its 2 late.thanx ladies!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Are you normal? - 49 (Nashua)

How are you? Thanks for stopping by. Has anyone told you that you have a nice smile? Please help yourself to my wine and cheese. The wine is a Merlot. As you can see, it's a Charles Shaw wine from Trader Joe's. It only costs $2.99 a bottle. Please don't run away! I'm not a cheapskate. It's actually great wine. Try it. Anyway, while you sip and munch, let me explain my situation. I'm interested in meeting someone between 30 and 40 (race not important). Maybe you just want someone to chat with for starts, discuss how your work week went, what's going well with your life, what's not, etc, etc. That's cool. I'm told that I'm a good listener (whatever that means). Can you put up with a bloke like me? :) I'm a 49-year-old foreign-born sbm who grew up in America, 6', 220lbs, people say I look like Al Roker, own my own condo, never been married (hardly any baggage), easy-going (no drama), a little nerdy (love to read, especially at my favorite coffee shop), enjoy cooking (what's your favorite spice? I love cumin and crushed red peppers), addicted to the New York Times, consider salt water fishing one of the best hobbies ever, love the ocean, honest, well-travelled, and disease/drug free. What about you? Who are you? What do you like to do for pleasure? Would you like to have a date in Market Basket? I think that would be so cool! You could show me your favorite vegetables! By the way, if you respond, write "Sweetie" in the subject line so that I'll know you're not spam. Again, thanks for stopping by my booth (the competition is intense!).

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Hey lady I got the love you desire

Hey lady I got the love u desire ok well here goes I know what it's
Like to have my hart broken so I wouldn't break your hart I can't break
My own so y would I want to break your hart I'm
Looking for a small women I'm a small man she should be between. The ages
Of 25 to 50 I'll go a couple yrs the other way. Aswel I want a women who knows what she wants In a
Relationship im 33 brown hair hazel green eyes 125 lbs I can hold my own ground I'm so tired of head games
I'm not sure how to post pics on Here but put "true women" so I know you a real women thank you hope to hear from u soon lady

Boardum? I don't even know him

SHOT OF PROTEIN - 69 (lakes reg.)
if your boared this morning, send pic's and tell me how you would chew up the morning boardum. Who knows, this could be the start of a great relationship !

Happy girl with boobs and not old - 40 (so.NH)

Discrete freinds at first, then maybe.....or just lunch? I just had a complete physical and I'm good looking and healthy. My Dr. says I look like a 29 yr old with no body fat. she checked my!!
I'm 5'10...180 lbs white guy carpenter out of work...I have only been with 2 women in my whole can come over if you want . I'm not any trouble, never was.

y is it hard to find someone real on hear dating a woman - 47 (new gloucster)

it is so hard to find a real woman on hear to date so mush spam and fake woman on hear will ill keep trying and mybe ill find someone real that wood like to hangout with a good guy and see how it goes lot to do lots of things like going to the movies/bomfires/cookouts/4wheeling/snowmobiling/going to the beach /go to a club have a few drinks go danceing/things like that out to eat /so if thear is a woman out thear ho wants to go on a date some time a see wear it takes us let me no thanks for taking the time to read my ad hope to hear from someone real ur pic gets mine thanks agine.

i am locking for a good gf - 25 (winslow waterville)

i am a 25 down to earth man who is locking for the wright girl who is 21-30

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Needing and wanting to be taken care of - 36 (Coastal Belfast Area)

Where's that guy who wants to take care of his woman? The guy who needs to make sure she's okay?
I am sick. I've been very sick for a couple days, dishes are piling up around me. I have dirty tissues everywhere.
My head is swimming, I just want someone to let me lay my head on their chest while they stroke my hair.

More than that. I also possibly have something more serious wrong with me. I've been going through a series of tests, they just don't know what it is yet.

Although difficult to see since I am sick...I'm attractive, curvy and can carry on an intelligent conversation. Currently as I lie here in bed, unable to barely move and just wanting someone to swoop in.

Can you tell me something about yourself, send a face photo, that would be wonderful!

26 to 30 thick or thin - 35 (stratham)

Hello craigs

Im a gentile fun loving guy who is tired of the single life,
i love to hang with friends and talk about the good times, applebee, jade palace, 99pub, or down on the beach, and just cause its crappy out down mean we gotta stay in, i have two cars i'll scoop you up, if you dont have a car or live alone thats ok, got kids? i'll pay a sitter, moms need a night out too,

im self employed, i have been for about 10 yrs, i live solo right now but im gonna change that starting now, im on the Stratham Exeter line, send an email, or aim user name, i'll hit you back,

Saturday, January 1, 2011

are you out there??? - 52 (Westbrook)

Me Kinda of a reneck,, But open minded, Iam not perfict,not bad looking, single parent, who,s son is growing, 15yrs, looking for my sole mate, Married twice, single for 11 yrs, No single-nighters, or drugys, Please no heavys, Iam a hard worker looking for a freind, to a lover- partner in life, You, work, or retired (Me, not looking for a free ride) or schooling, for a future job, (no separations), widowed ,single ,or divorced, Iam not as bad as ad this looks, I just belive in morals in life. Thanks.