shelter-in-place? - 36 (Portsmouth)

Visiting town for a few days buy WAY too hot to go sightseeing or bar-hopping. Any cute, petite ladies interested in blasting the A/C in my hotel room and hanging out? Maybe watch a movie, or split a bottle of wine?

TALL LADY VAMPIRE - 520 (NH.)

WELL I'M LOOKING FOR A tall dark lady vampire tattoos are nice. long hair any color i'm 6'2'' tall have a home for us i want a life mate . solemate.. wife......you tell me i have a car send me a pitcher i'll send you one. you be 29------52 is good i'm 52 LTR ONLY please. if you like me and i like you we will see how it go's i like to dance, rock country watch mudbogs watch racing walks cuddling huging kissing cookouts bonfires you tell me. i don't drink or do any drugs. i love vampires show me if your out there.

Really? (P'land)

s it that hard to find a nice, well-adjusted, educated woman around here who is in her 20's or 30's (or even early 40's) and doesn't have any kids or tattoos?

Apparently so, because I can't seem to find one.

If you know of such a rare creature, please let me know. And be sure to put the word "bugle" in your subject line, so I'll know you're real.

photo and movies - m4w - 44 (portsmouth)

i can TAKE MOVIES AND PICTURES OF COUPLES HAVING SEX I HAHE ALL THE EQIPMENT HOSTING ONLY IN PORTSMOUTH

Cheer me Up?? - m4w - 35 (Laconia)

Anyone up for cheering me up? I just had my heart ripped out by a girl I was head over heals for. She told me it was kismet that we met, that she couldn't imagine being with anyone else and then some douche singer in a crappy local band got out of a relationship and she bailed. Good riddance but I'm a bit down over the whole thing. I could really use some good ole sex to work out some frustrations and give you a good time all at once. I'm into athletic girls, nice toned bodies with firm booties. No bbw's please, not my thing.

Hope to hear from you!

WANTED: A lady who likes pleasure boating, yachting, travel, etc (Rye Beach, NH)

WANTED: A lady who likes pleasure boating, yachting, travel, etc..... At this time, I am looking for a neat lady to enjoy sun, non-stress fun, cocktails, hugs, laughter, travel, and just plain "hanging out" with good people, while in the company of a 58 yo, neat, white and normal, 6', 2," 210 lb. business man, who is in perfect health and physical condition, in the Rye Beach, NH area. NOTE: You MUST write "pleasure boating is fun," in the subject line, to avoid your response going to the "spam" folder.

hot guys at belemy park. - m4m - 29 (Dover)

The 3 of you were playing Frisbee golf. I first saw you guys when one of you was in the water. Then saw you guys again when you were at the furthest hole. I would have sucked 1 of you or all 3 of you. Get back to me if your interested.

cross country RV adventure - 49 (portland)

Hi, my name is Patrick I'm a 49 yo native american. 6' fit 170lbs. HWP tall, dark, and not so bad on the eyes. spontaneous and adventurous. I don't want to wait and see where life takes me. I want to live my dreams. You never know, I could get hit by a car, bus, train, plane, ocean liner. lol
I'm selling my house and everything I own. ( just accepted an offer on the house, and will me signing 2moro ) I plan on driving around the country, where ever the roads take me. I will have plenty of funds, so I don't need help. I would like to have company for this trip, some one HWP, young at heart with a wild adventurous side. Key West, Vegas, Ca., Alaska. I want to see and do this while I can.
I'm in good health. I DO NOT DO DRAMA in anyway what so ever... I'm very laid back, funny, don't drink (don't mind if your a social drinker), 420 friendly, smoke cigarettes, and not in a rust to get anywhere. I will have the cash to do as I (we) want to. I drive a taxi in Portland ( not the one who is rushing to his next fair, but the one with the smile on his face, taking his time.) I love to drive. I just want to drive around the country, with a happy, talkative, outgoing lady. who feels as good about herself as I do.
love making \ hot sex. on one hand I'm very passionate, caring, lover. who takes the time to enjoy and use all our senses. on the other hand, I love sexy dress, short skirts, nice shoes....

For every girl that wants their own "missed connection"... - m4w (Portland)

I saw you last ________. Your hair was ______, you wore a ______with a _______. We were at/outside ________ when our eyes met. You seemed _______ so I _______. You noticed my _______ which made me _______. You said "Is that a ______ in your _______ or are you just _________________?"

I'm kidding, you didn't say that, but I wish you did.

Tell me what _______ my _______ was.

FLOOZIES - 24 (Seacoast)

24 year old man right here looking for some floozies.. any internet broads want to meet up ?

very attractive man with a killer personality - 45 (newton)

45 y.o. man looking for his cake and wants to eat it too. i'm going to be honest... I am looking for a woman of means. Are you above the curve. Do you not want for things, Is the only thing missing is that special person to share it with. I WANT A RICH WOMAN. Sorry to sound shallow, but i am a great catch. very attractive, down to earth, thoughtful and comitted to the right person. Im loyal ,very romantic, educated and can keep up my end of a conversation, I want a very specific thing and want to offer it to the right person, the other half of the whole. So if you would like to know more please by all means write to me and i will send a pic and you will be pleasently suprised and my personality is my better quality. I don't believe i have the guts to do this, but i;ve read through the majority of these ads ( have never dated anyone from a dating site ever) and i'm above and beyond whats out there thanks

recluse - 24 (ellsworth)

I'm a recluse that needs to get some, let's do this ladies, reply with a pic

corey hebert - 31 (any whare in maine)

i wont a women to look good looking and like to ride motorcycles and have fun and loves sex