Saturday, January 30, 2010

Giving this a shot - 40 (nashua)

Date: 2010-01-30, 5:32PM EST
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Like it says giving this a shot
If interested get back to me

The Guy With Crossed Eyes

30 something blonde at Margarita's - m4w - 34 (Dover)
Date: 2010-01-30, 5:05PM EST
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you were at the corner of the bar with your brunette friend Friday night. I thought you were really sexy and hot. Would like to meet for drinks/dinner. Our eyes crossed a couple of times, but I never came over as you and your freind were chatting with a guy. If you are free/interested, reply back with the color of the top you had over your white camisol.

Saturday, January 23, 2010


Date: 2010-01-22, 10:50PM EST
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Hello Lady, This message is only for you. I am a young brown skin color male who is looking to go through the phases of relationship with you, that means friendship, courtship and marriage with having children with you. I am looking to take care of you, that means i will like to cook for you, sing for you, take you to the movies and buy things for you. I will appreciate the fact that you are green and inexperienced, which means you have never had any sexual relationship with another male before, i am the same so that is why i am asking the same in return from you. I don't drink nor do i smoke and never do or take drugs so i will appreciate it if you don't do the same. I exercise regularly and i love to eat organic meals, so don't expect me to eat out as i will never will. I have a stable job and a place of my own and reliable vehicles. Dear Lady, i have a lot to say but i will keep it short and sweet for now. Lest i forget, i am attracted to your skin color, so if you find mine attractive or appealing (brown skin color or what some people will call black) then feel free to write to me and say Hi. Please put (CLEAN RECORD) as your subject title so i know you read this piece to the end.

punk rork girl.... - 29 (M-town)

Date: 2010-01-23, 1:27AM EST
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must love music.i enjoy every kind. looking to chat with some one tonight>>>>>

shallow me nah never that! - 30 (ma/nh)

Date: 2010-01-23, 7:37AM EST
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im 30 blk looking for a down ass chick (point blank)


Jimmyseeking luv - 34 (manchester area/goffstown)
Date: 2010-01-23, 9:45AM EST
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i want some one fun....rthat loves hot not saying that i wont love you or even be boffriend......but i live once and want to have as much hot sex as i if your a bore go away

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Veg - 56 (portsmouth nh)

Date: 2010-01-21, 12:36AM EST
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Hi I am going to veg to buy some prop.and i need some one to help me with books ,takeing calls,and a hole bunch of things .I am getting a lot of money in feb 2 Ian looking for some one that can go when ever i need them .I will be looking for a woman in there 40es and slim and good in buss.I can make some one very rich. If int.please get back to me for more info...gary

Man wants a mature woman for show and not tell - 60 (Farmington, N.H.)

Date: 2010-01-21, 8:43AM EST
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Hi. I am looking for a mature woman between 51 to 69 for dating and show and tell. I am single, I never smoked and never drank. I do not do drugs ever but I do take meds for a bad back. I am very honest, asking thing and I always tell the truth. I am not looking for sex at all. I am looking for a woman who likes to go out for dinner, rides to no where, flea markets, beach and mountains. Me being honest must tell you that I wear women underwear. That is the show and tell. Sometimes I like showing the panties I have on. I can host or pick you up or what ever you wish. If it is anything about show and tell you are in charge, if you say stop it is done. I am a very kind and caring person that would never hurt anybody. Please women only. Thank you

I like woman

No More Mr. Nice Guy.... - 48 (NH Seacoast)
Date: 2010-01-21, 11:33AM EST
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i have run a number of ads here looking for a nice fit woman around my age for dating. I havent listed a long line of requirements, I havent criticised or complained about womans actions or behaviour. I like woman, I find them interesting and great company and prefer to have as many as possible in my circle of friends. I try to be nice and offer them an opportunity to meet that nice guy with no baggage and no game playing that they all seem to want.
The results? Zip, zero, zilch, nada, nothing but an unending email box filled with spam. Not one single woman responded to even find out if I was real or not. So now Im done with the Mr. Nice guy routine.
No more flowers, no more romance, no more caring about you, no more waiting to see if we share common interests, or if we are compatible or if there is a spark we can build on. Fuck that, all it gets you is heartache and lonliness.
From now on Ladies here is whats up. When we meet you dont get the nice dinner, the pleasure of conversation, the slow building of desire and romance between two people, the calls and texts, the laughter and fun of feeling butterflies in the stomach.
Now you get your panties pulled down, your hair pulled, your ass spanked, and my pleasure to use and abuse you the way i see fit and when im done im kicking your ass out the door until next time. Dont like it? Tough Shit, should have answered my first ad.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

the cat and the carpenter (here)

Date: 2010-01-12, 7:37PM EST
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once upon a time there was this beautiful adult female cat. she has a dark coat with gold wisps highlighting her long fluffy mane; her tail full and bushy swishing to and fro as she walks. in her time she has been a mighty hunter and gatherer, providing for her young litter. she has lived a good life, well loved but now finds herself without young and without companionship, her previous life no longer present. she is an independent cat and can find ways to occupy herself as she wanders aimlessly. refuge is found among the grasses and rocks and shoreline and a contented life is obvious in her body language as she rolls around on the ground opening herself out to the sun. where to now the cat asks herself . . .
in the woods, in the cabin is the carpenter. he is a strong man, a capable man, a lover of nature. he lives amongst the woods and remains mindful of the invitation from the trees. as the carpenter does his toil, he recalls the years of girlish laughter in his home and he misses the sounds and the smells of those days. at times he is overwhelmed with the what ifs and if onlys and steadies himself with stacking wood and hauling water. what now the carpenter asks himself . . .
as the cat walks down the road, she notices the frigid air. up ahead is a light and a most joyous smell coming from the cabin. of all the times she has walked this road, there has not been much human activity to notice, just the wind, the birds, and the tress. the cat decides to investigate as she has not seen human activity for awhile. the hue of the light is welcoming as the smoke lofts out the chimney. she can feel the heat from here and taste what smells like beef beckoning her towards the door . . .
the stew is nearly done and the candles are lit. the carpenter remembers the feeling of her soft hair and the heat of her shoulder. she always liked how he made the beef; he gets lost in the reverence. shaking off the heavy cloak of memory, he tells himself the stew will probably taste even better tonight given the specialness of the evening. he toasts himself and while pausing with his glass raised in the air, he hears it. first faint, and then a little louder. he listens again and indeed it is real, it is not part of his self absorbed dream. the noise is outside the door. he stands and hears it again and for some reason has a very pleasant feeling inside. in that moment he knows he is not alone as there is another being adding to his experience. he goes to the door and opens it and sees her. a smile emerges as he hears . . .

Monday, January 11, 2010

HANDSOME BARTENDER HERE! wheres my QUEEN? - 29 (Seacoast,NH)

Date: 2010-01-11, 1:02PM EST
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Hello Ladies!!! Thx. for lookin', My name is JOHNNY. I work as a bartender and also sell computers. I'm 29, NO KIDS (yet), Fun,outgoing, spur of the moment Guy lookin for the one! I've tried it all so why not CL? I camp,fish, LOve the BEACH, motorcycles, food,beer, movies, comedy clubs, swimming, hiking, and I love to travel, I hate the cold! I'll keep it short and sweet, I'm Lookin for an attractive (fit) woman with goals and NO kids yet. that is ready to meet her match and get outta here and move to a warm climate! is it you?...NO PIC, NO REPLY!!...xo.......Johnny

Lost - 30 (Seacoast NH)

Date: 2010-01-11, 4:13PM EST
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I don't even really get why I am writing this here... I guess I just really need to write for the sake of writing. I don't believe you can fall in love over the internet. But hell, love in the real world sucks, so why not try something completely insane to change how I'm feeling. I'll warn you right now. I'm not good dating material at the moment. Saturday night I asked my girlfriend of four years to marry me. Life was going pretty perfect. I have a great career. I'm about to build a house. The time was right. She shocked me and everyone else and said no. She told me that we had become stale two years ago but she stuck around because she was comfortable and the sex was too good to quit. And then threw me out of our condo we were leasing because I wouldn't have a purely physical relationship with her. I really don't get you women...
So, like I said I doubt I'm dating material right now. I don't really completely know why I'm even doing this. I guess I'm just hoping to find a friend that want to help me piece me back together again. And who has no expectations on the other side... because right now I just don't know much of anything. I guess I'm still in shock. Someone out there want to prove to me that nice guys don't always finish last?

The trip of a thousand miles startes with the first step

Do You Deserve A Nice Man - 49 (Southern Maine)
Date: 2010-01-11, 7:16AM EST
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Hello, I will get right to the point. I am 5`7 180lb Honest,clean and neat gentleman.Have a great sence of humor. I am finanacially secure. Own my own home and all that good stuff.I enjoy traveling,boating snowmobiling.Or just hanging out at home. Looking to meet a honest sincere lady to spend time with.The trip of a thousand miles startes with the first step.Well if you think you are interested feel free to get back to me. Your picture gets mine. Also under subject in your E-MAIL put the town you are from down. So I know you are not a spam bot. Thank you for taking the time to read my post. Have a grat day. For those who can`t read . Put the town you are from in the subject box.If you want me to get back to you. People have trouble with that one. Thank You. If you do not leave a photo and the town you are from I will not answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

LETS START IT OFF WITH SEX-then see if you are 2012 resiliant-prepared - 42 (our great -EARTH-channel-2 and the like)

Date: 2010-01-08, 12:47AM EST
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And have a discussion from there ...nobody is with me here-nor did -I expect it. I am just saying...what the flying "fornicate" can we be prepaired to deal with if it actually happens -I tend to doubt it- but who's to say. I'm not going to bet me - or my potential kids lifes or the love of my life- on a -misconception - I am a little bit out there but If it ever transpires wouldn't you like to be the first to be in my camp if any thing -happened on the planet? would it be worth buying me another bow for my birthday-hunger is a great motavator A really nice X-bow for yourself & actually learning to shoot it?. I thought I had a real decent one..... but she is not quite there -VERY STRANGE - WORLD _ BUT WHO ON THIS PLANET would you like to deal with being prepared with me-if I was -actually decent -& had a nice place to take you & be pretty good to you -you'd best like H2O because I can swim like a seal.


Date: 2010-01-08, 6:28PM EST
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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

just another lousy year alone - 48 (kittery)

Date: 2010-01-06, 1:17PM EST
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o.k. ladies please let me know whats a guy suppossed 2 day.I am like a great guy and hav alot 2 offer any decent woman and ive been alone and single and searching 4 over a year i am starting to think maybe im just ugly but dont c it or ive been jinxed by a past love.never had good luk with women and am totally distraught oveer it.always get taken in the end.what my heart cant take much more.everybody elsees life seems complete and happy and here i am certainly does suk year after year.well happy new year to youall I mys well jump off a i think ill hav 2 b committed 2 an insane asylum first b cause im not lettin you bitches win!!!!!HAPPY NEW YEAR AND THANX 4 PASSIN ME BY ALL MY LIFE!!!!!!!!

I probably wouldnt conform to your standards - 38 (Portland)

Date: 2010-01-05, 8:35PM EST
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Born in a Dog year and in an Earth sign... Happiness is being in the moment, and having health, teaching, peace of mind and love. Breathing is very, very good, so are flexibility and movement.
Joy and fun are found everywhere…in family, friends, work, and play; snowflakes (not so much as summer storms), the wind and the Caribbean; bears, dogs, trees and flowers; really fine Belgian waffles and fat organic bacon and fresh juice. music of all types except commercial country and rap that you cant spell crap without.
Ecstasy is connecting and becoming one. You understand what I said above, who I am, what I want.
YOU know who you are and what you want - a guy. You WANT a great guy, not NEED any old guy. You set goals and achieve what you want. You are fit, active, and intelligent. You embrace the dark as well as the light. You refuse to carry another’s emotional baggage, and yet are empathetic. You speak honestly and act with integrity. You compromise only what you do, not who you are. Me too..
Let’s connect? Your pic gets mine. It might take me more than a day to get back with you, I am not online every minute of my life. Merci, Guten Nacht, Paix, Gracious, Tu da bem

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Ladies, I'm Gonna Be Honest ..... My Penis Made Me Write This Post (Portland)

Date: 2010-01-04, 10:31PM EST
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Ok, so here's the deal. I am single, gainfully employed with a good job,I'm funny, opinionated, creative, outspoken, and goodlooking. I can cook you dinner, write you a song, and make you purr in bed. What the hell more could you want ?

looking fo a happy go kucky women - 43 (lisbon, maine)

Date: 2010-01-05, 9:34AM EST
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just like looking for a good women, to spend my life with,

Monday, January 4, 2010

"Body Grauds" (Seacoast)

Date: 2009-12-31, 10:40PM EST
I am planning a 21st bash. I am looking to hire some "body grauds" to prodect the party go'ers and I. If you are a body graud for parties, culbs, ect and willing to travel to the Seacoast to be my party body gruads then e-mail me. I will need a resume with references, contact info and price rates (if needed, also say your travel rate). I will conduct a background check on those who "apply". Thank you

Friday, January 1, 2010

Fart on my face? - 25 (ME/NH)

Date: 2010-01-01, 3:55PM EST
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Seriously, I dare you. Not kidding. I love to rock and have a good time, I drive and have a job and all that fun stuff, no kids. Anyway, a lot more info if email me, let me know if you're interested. Again, not kidding, I really am looking for a girl who can do this, and take it from there. I rule.