Monday, January 31, 2011

x-cuntry skiing date - 49 (southern NH)

Oops I miss spelled that word.! If anyone wants to go cross country skiing with me sometime before the snow melts away please reply. Put the word gluteals in the subject line. just to weed out the scammers. OK Please be over 25 years old.

Friday, January 21, 2011


hello everybody how are your lives. well if your on here they cant be the best cause your still looking for what can make you whole. the one thing that can complete your existance, the one thing everyone still searches for , one true love. life is way to short to let it go so if you have the chance you must just let go. let yourself fall, act like its not going to hurt. let down your guard so someone anyone has the chance to see who you really are, maybe even fall in love. a true feeling, one that only comes around once in a life time . my name is shawn and im here looking for that very thing. maybe not this very second but maybe one day if the mood is right and we are compatible. would like the chance to get to know the right person. the one of which i can be one with. if you are one that only wants a suger daddy then move on. i want a women not a girl. a women that can stand on her own two feet but will still let a man defend her honor if it were to be challanged. a woman that enjoys to sit home with a movie cuddling rather than going out drinking all night long. family is very important it must always come first no matter who you are. life is a challange so maybe if you are ready we could take those steps together. if you are interested then feel free to contact me.

Wednesday, January 12, 2011


Hi my name is David and I am a SWM 44 6’ 190 dirty blonde hair (have all my hair, lol) hazel eyes, been told very good looking and a great kisser, I am a gourmet chef by trade but also have my own business and looking to open a restaurant in the near future, . I am stable, I just want to be honest--no games. I am very sweet, romantic, caring and loving. Want to share a future together with my sweetheart , a SWF under 5’8 height and weight proportionate ( sorry not looking for short and round) must be cute (beautiful) who is sweet, caring, honest, likes walking arm and arm and wants a loving relationship. I am not into drama, BS and lies, just want happiness, you? I do smoke cigs but not that much (truely) i don't drink so i don't turn into a jerk, no problem with you drinking i don't have a problem with that, please enclude your picture when you contact me and maybe your # if your serious-- no games just a nice relationship- lets see if we click Lets talk, David

this aint gonna werk...... - 33 (nh)

ill start this out quick... i currently dont have a job do to the weather, and i dont have a car. sooooo keep lookn if that bothers you and good luck.
this is the first time ive posted on this site, i always look at the personals on this site and theres alot of people looking for love. i would like to see whos out there who dont care that i dont have a job or transportation. im posting this because im looking for someone that will like me for who i am and not what i have or dont have.
i concider myself to be in good shape i love the outdoors, ill do anything to be outside, fishing, walking,four wheeln. well im not gonna tell you everything now cause it would be nice for you to figure things out yourself. im not to sure about posting a picture of myself yet cause i dont know what kind of responce im gonna get. if your interested send me a pic and a little about yourself and we can go from there. have a wonderful day week year!

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Cougar woman - 38 (NH-MA)

Hello Sunshine :)
I have a very warm spot in my heart for a cougar women :)The human heart, at whatever age,opens to the heart that opens in return..It is the things in common that make relationships enjoyable,but it is the little differences .that make them interesting.
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted...the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted ............ I am good kisser r u ?Opportunity may knock only once but temptation leans on the doorbell.
I am 38 y old 6ft 180 lbs ,non smoker I am nothing special; just a common man with common thoughts, and I've led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me, and my name will soon be forgotten. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who's ever lived: I've loved another with all my heart and soul and to me, this has always been enough..I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. ,Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding that someone special., I consider myself an easy going and laid back guy with a good sense humor and a positive attitude.:):):)Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will
Sometimes when I'm sad, I like to cut myself...another slice of cheesecake.You only live once; but if you live it right, once is enough.....Nothing is impossible. Some things just take longer to achieve. a hug is the perfect gift for any occasion one size fits all...
Looking for Normal Cougar woman 40"s up.. with No Drama ,Life is not a search for happiness. Happiness is a by-product of living the right kind of a life, of doing the right thing. Do not search for happiness, search for right living and happiness will be your Can you kindly send along a picture please:)For all those men who believe there's no reason to buy the cow when you can get the milk for free...Currently 80% of women are against marriage, too, as they have wised up to the fact that for 7 ounces of sausage it's not worth buying the whole pig.
I hope to hear from soon so we can talk ... . thanks:):):)

Monday, January 10, 2011

kind hillbill man - 18 (watervill)

my name is caleb i am 18 i am 6'2 and way about 240 im looking for a back woods girl that i can bring hunting fishing and icefishing. i alsow injoy cubling up near the fire and waching a good movie. sumtimes going out and playing pole or going to eat or going to the movies. i would like a women aroundb5'6 or short is great! so if you are intrusted in being treated like a back woods princess send me a email and plz gust put woods so ik you ant spam plz.

looking for a nice lady - 54 (gardiner)

I'm a fun loving guy whos a bit older. I notice these dating sites have a lot of younger people using them. But I'm going to take my chances and see what happens.

I work with dynamite, I have a couple cats and I love them. I'd take them everywhere I go if I could.
I'm a down to earth type of a guy who likes to stay in sometimes, get things done around the house and relax and on occasion go have some fun.
I enjoy most movies, sports, I really don't mind lifetime either.
I haven't been in a relationship for about 5 years now.
I'd like to find a nice lady that I can treat well and get to know.

hello - 26 (any)

hello i am a 26 old looking for a good women dream free and let be who i am and will stand be hind me with whatever i decide to do with out yaping about i have 3 kids wich r my world so u most be graet with kid
i am 5'11 270lbs i loike to dance and drink with friends
i love racing and ice fishing racing is my like in the summer time u can find me on face book as chxxxy hxxl

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Beaver come to me - 47

Well, I am like Jane Goodall is to chimps , as I am for wild beaver that live here on my land as poachers need to be kept away and I would like a loving partner woman to help, age 21-70 and preferably a home body type, non smoker is best , but some herb is ok sometimes .
I am into gardening and the study of health , sometimes I seem to be a horny toad with the right woman , within a very short time but with others that are poor matches to me are very much a turn off.
I enjoy affection and the practice of baby production :):) if you know what I mean , and am fairly potent , in a good way. I am currently developing a fuel cell that enables a motor to run on no conventional gas, you may see what I am working on , the directions are on google video
And find able with three words, joe cell video, 137 minuets. I am 5'11" and 170#s and handsome and cute , as I have been told . My future beaver park shall nick name them water pandas. So if your interested please send me a note. I am STD free and expect the same from my future mate, slim
and trim is best , obesity is a problem . Put in your email to start , your favorite animal and why, so I know your not a spammer.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Will you be the LUCKY LADY!!!!! - 49 (Kittery-Portsmouth)

Hello all you beautiful ladies out name is mikal i am 5ft 9in tall 195lbs brown hair blue eyes with lots of love to give to the right woman.Alls you have to be is somewhat attractive and not hiddeously overweight.So now if you've passed that test your in the running to win the grand prize and that would be me of you know im a capricorn and i love the ocean swimming fishing frisbee motorcycles snow skiing and most importantly my woman which obviously i am without 4 the time being.,so i am single over two years now and I hate it!I have never had kids and never been married.longest relationship was maybe two years.anyways i'm a good catch and i'm up 4 grabs.I am in the construction industry and own a truk and also have a valid license.I try and work everyday if there is work available.So what are you waiting for.Your soulmate has arrived so i suggest that you hurry up and get mailing bak 2 me b 4 its 2 late.thanx ladies!!!!!!

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

Are you normal? - 49 (Nashua)

How are you? Thanks for stopping by. Has anyone told you that you have a nice smile? Please help yourself to my wine and cheese. The wine is a Merlot. As you can see, it's a Charles Shaw wine from Trader Joe's. It only costs $2.99 a bottle. Please don't run away! I'm not a cheapskate. It's actually great wine. Try it. Anyway, while you sip and munch, let me explain my situation. I'm interested in meeting someone between 30 and 40 (race not important). Maybe you just want someone to chat with for starts, discuss how your work week went, what's going well with your life, what's not, etc, etc. That's cool. I'm told that I'm a good listener (whatever that means). Can you put up with a bloke like me? :) I'm a 49-year-old foreign-born sbm who grew up in America, 6', 220lbs, people say I look like Al Roker, own my own condo, never been married (hardly any baggage), easy-going (no drama), a little nerdy (love to read, especially at my favorite coffee shop), enjoy cooking (what's your favorite spice? I love cumin and crushed red peppers), addicted to the New York Times, consider salt water fishing one of the best hobbies ever, love the ocean, honest, well-travelled, and disease/drug free. What about you? Who are you? What do you like to do for pleasure? Would you like to have a date in Market Basket? I think that would be so cool! You could show me your favorite vegetables! By the way, if you respond, write "Sweetie" in the subject line so that I'll know you're not spam. Again, thanks for stopping by my booth (the competition is intense!).

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Hey lady I got the love you desire

Hey lady I got the love u desire ok well here goes I know what it's
Like to have my hart broken so I wouldn't break your hart I can't break
My own so y would I want to break your hart I'm
Looking for a small women I'm a small man she should be between. The ages
Of 25 to 50 I'll go a couple yrs the other way. Aswel I want a women who knows what she wants In a
Relationship im 33 brown hair hazel green eyes 125 lbs I can hold my own ground I'm so tired of head games
I'm not sure how to post pics on Here but put "true women" so I know you a real women thank you hope to hear from u soon lady

Boardum? I don't even know him

SHOT OF PROTEIN - 69 (lakes reg.)
if your boared this morning, send pic's and tell me how you would chew up the morning boardum. Who knows, this could be the start of a great relationship !

Happy girl with boobs and not old - 40 (so.NH)

Discrete freinds at first, then maybe.....or just lunch? I just had a complete physical and I'm good looking and healthy. My Dr. says I look like a 29 yr old with no body fat. she checked my!!
I'm 5'10...180 lbs white guy carpenter out of work...I have only been with 2 women in my whole can come over if you want . I'm not any trouble, never was.

y is it hard to find someone real on hear dating a woman - 47 (new gloucster)

it is so hard to find a real woman on hear to date so mush spam and fake woman on hear will ill keep trying and mybe ill find someone real that wood like to hangout with a good guy and see how it goes lot to do lots of things like going to the movies/bomfires/cookouts/4wheeling/snowmobiling/going to the beach /go to a club have a few drinks go danceing/things like that out to eat /so if thear is a woman out thear ho wants to go on a date some time a see wear it takes us let me no thanks for taking the time to read my ad hope to hear from someone real ur pic gets mine thanks agine.

i am locking for a good gf - 25 (winslow waterville)

i am a 25 down to earth man who is locking for the wright girl who is 21-30

Sunday, January 2, 2011

Needing and wanting to be taken care of - 36 (Coastal Belfast Area)

Where's that guy who wants to take care of his woman? The guy who needs to make sure she's okay?
I am sick. I've been very sick for a couple days, dishes are piling up around me. I have dirty tissues everywhere.
My head is swimming, I just want someone to let me lay my head on their chest while they stroke my hair.

More than that. I also possibly have something more serious wrong with me. I've been going through a series of tests, they just don't know what it is yet.

Although difficult to see since I am sick...I'm attractive, curvy and can carry on an intelligent conversation. Currently as I lie here in bed, unable to barely move and just wanting someone to swoop in.

Can you tell me something about yourself, send a face photo, that would be wonderful!

26 to 30 thick or thin - 35 (stratham)

Hello craigs

Im a gentile fun loving guy who is tired of the single life,
i love to hang with friends and talk about the good times, applebee, jade palace, 99pub, or down on the beach, and just cause its crappy out down mean we gotta stay in, i have two cars i'll scoop you up, if you dont have a car or live alone thats ok, got kids? i'll pay a sitter, moms need a night out too,

im self employed, i have been for about 10 yrs, i live solo right now but im gonna change that starting now, im on the Stratham Exeter line, send an email, or aim user name, i'll hit you back,

Saturday, January 1, 2011

are you out there??? - 52 (Westbrook)

Me Kinda of a reneck,, But open minded, Iam not perfict,not bad looking, single parent, who,s son is growing, 15yrs, looking for my sole mate, Married twice, single for 11 yrs, No single-nighters, or drugys, Please no heavys, Iam a hard worker looking for a freind, to a lover- partner in life, You, work, or retired (Me, not looking for a free ride) or schooling, for a future job, (no separations), widowed ,single ,or divorced, Iam not as bad as ad this looks, I just belive in morals in life. Thanks.