Saturday, June 26, 2010

CUTE CHICK WHO LOVES MOTORCYCLE RIDES - 49 (HUDSON AREA NH)

HELLO IM TOLD IM VERY ATTRACTIVE BUT STILL HAVENT FOUND MR RIGHT ! IM LOOKING FOR A NICE SWEET HANDSOME MAN BEFORE I SETTLE DOWN ! I WANT A GOOD MAN BY MY SIDE NOT JUST ANY MAN , IM LOOKING FOR LTR BUT IF WE END UP AS FRIENDS THATS GREAT TO. I LOVE MOTORCYCLES , CAMPIN , BEACHES AND SEAFOOD !! CUDDLEN N RELAXING AT HOME ARE TWO OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO AND MISS THAT MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE IN A RELATIONSHIP !! I HAVE PLENTY OF PICS N HOPE U DO TO!! ( I DIDNT PUT ONE ON BECAUSE OF A FEW WEIRDOS ON HERE ) PLEASE SEND A PIC WITH YOUR REPLY AND I WILL RESPOND BACK WITH MINE !! THANKS ALOT N HAVE A GREAT DAY !!

A lady would never put that in the subject, Mister Divorced White Male

Looking for a real lady - 58 (Seacoast)

Date: 2010-06-26, 12:19PM EDT

I'm tired of the bar scene (at 58 I should be) Divorced white male seeking his counterpart, I have no baggage and would hope you have none also. If you would like to know more please reply W/"Eat me out now" in the subject line so I know your not a bot. Your pic gets mine

Thursday, June 24, 2010

You farted in Panera Bread Yesterday - m4w - 54 (Portsmouth)

Date: 2010-06-24, 6:31PM EDT

You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

i love coock

i need smart woman good chance - 50 (derry)
Date: 2010-06-19, 10:08AM EDT
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i wish found friendchips for walk beach coock i love coock i very sport man no dringk no drug no smoke i wish lady arround 38 to 55 i coock mediterrane food i love the kitchen is my relax change you rutinne becouse the live is short ladies thanks

Monday, June 14, 2010

OLDER HANDSOME PERV... - 45 (NH/MA)

Date: 2010-06-13, 9:36PM EDT
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...will make you feel spent / exhausted / drained... however, you'll feel free / uninhibited / like a million bucks. ...and yes, you'll be doing things you've never done before!
Select candidates chosen for this adventure. Photo for response. No photo = delete No third party website scammers.... I will hunt you down.
Don't waste my time or yours.
CAIO

Saturday, June 12, 2010

lets have some wild sex - 48 (portsmouth)

Date: 2010-06-10, 11:45AM EDT
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gl white male here 48 years young 5ft 9in tall brown hair blue eyes 200lbs searching 4 soulmate but willin to just fuk the living daylights out of you if you like weight and height proportianate please shorter is better.please thanx4 the interest.let me no you sweet thing you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A Summer's Waltz - 46 (SNH/MA)

Date: 2010-06-12, 12:57AM EDT
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Time has again has touched us again w/ the promises of summer's seduction. As the weekend unfolds, I find myself feeling a bit serendipitous and inviting of a spontaneous and whimsical Saturday evening.
No profound expectations, mind you, but rather just sublime interests. Looking for some good-natured conversation with a twist of humor. For the spontaneous, why not appetizers/drinks tonight.
Me:
curious
ecclectic
open
penetrating
incisive
peripheral
animated
inviting
Please be sincere, willing to share your voice via phone and without paralyzing reservations.
A thoughtful reply and a pic begins the dance…

the stars lay down to sleep in the coming dawn

You understand what Intimate really means - 50 (Seacoast)
Date: 2010-06-11, 8:09PM EDT
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In a world full of electric cyber billboards and vulgar, cheap rap...... You want someone to take the time to discover all your sweet and beautiful curves and moans has to offer.... A weekend in time to just let it all go and have a man release your inner lust for hours on end...without a crazy streak....(okay..maybe a few kinks that you are free to explore or not).... A fundamental giving from the man...like an orchestral score....your body relaxed and open to letting some union and real intimacy take place.... comfortable enough to cry after a particularly generous orgasm.....and be held and rocked until the urge for more comes gently in like the tides of time....
You really want this to happen this weekend....are not afraid to take a chance with a d/d free man who wants it this way as well.....
Please send me an email with "YES, PLEASE" in the subject so I know you're not just another spam scam....and we can trade pics.....info to meet...phones and be in each other's arms before the stars lay down to sleep in the coming dawn.....
oh...yes...just in case....
i do smoke occasionally....
drink socially.....
nothing to excess....except loving your energy and form.....

Thursday, June 10, 2010

You Beautiful Sandwich, You. - m4w - 22 (Bangor)

Date: 2010-06-10, 4:01AM EDT
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Oh my, I don't even want to think about our time in the sandwich shop again, for it brings me such forlorn and pointless hope that it hurts to think about. I knew I shouldn't have walked into Giacomo's in downtown Bangor without enough money for a creature such as you.
You, my sweet, were perhaps the most delicious-looking sandwich I'd ever seen in my existence! Why do you exist?!? To taunt me?? Well, if that was your aim -- To tempt me with things you know I cannot have -- Like your luscious turkey curves and lettuce frills, well then miss, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Those sons (and daughters) of bitches working at that place are keeping you hostage! how dare they! With a ransom on your pretty little head upwards of 6 dollars! How EVIL! Don't they know that I am but a lowly college student, and hence cannot afford your cheese covered exstacy? Oh Sandy, some day I will save up enough to liberate you from your icy cold refrigerated prison, then we will embrace, mouth-to-mouth, your form eagerly dripping with ranch dress-- Oh god, I should stop there. Someday, Sandy, Some day!!!
Yours, - Desperately Seeking Sandwich

Wednesday, June 2, 2010

It's true ~ all the great guys are in prison...

Looking for pen pal with potential for more - 39 (New Hampshire)
Date: 2010-06-01, 4:41PM EDT
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Hi! I am writing for a friend of mine that is currently in NH State Prison, he'll be getting out in May 2011. He is a real sweetheart! And he'd love to have someone that he can write to, that will write to him, maybe lead up to some phone calls and perhaps visits. But hell, just someone to write to would be great! It would help tons to make the time go by faster if he isn't feeling so lonely! And he really is a great guy!! He would like to find someone that is loyal and not into head games. He love sports, fishing, and movies. He has blond hair, blue eyes, 185 pounds. If you'd like to write to him, drop me a reply on here and I'll send you his mailing address.

Mr. Right here..... - 44 (Manchester)

Date: 2010-06-02, 2:59PM EDT
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No, I don't have a mortorcycle (or a boat).
No, I don't cheat, never have, ever.
No, I won't pay your bills, my mortgage takes care of that.
No I don't have any tattoos.
I am in good shape...so, I expect you to be (what a bastard!).
You are the most selfish, shallow, ungrateful beasts on earth and I hope the tatooed douchebag on the Harley wipes out and you smash your toothless mug on an oak tree.
Have a nice day!

PLEASE, I'M A GEAT GUY, AND I LOVE TO HAVE FUN!

Date: 2010-06-02, 2:59PM EDT
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I HAVE JUST 3 DAY'S LEFT ON CL, SO I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE WHO WILL CHERISH ME, AND I DO THEM.... THAT'S IN THE NUT SHELL. PLEASE , AS I'M NOT A BAD PERSON, AND I'M FOR REAL.... GOD BLESS YOU, JAE