Saturday, December 19, 2009

Yeah Right

Looking for married woman - 38 (Manchester)
Date: 2009-12-17, 10:50PM EST
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So here's the deal. I'm married and committed. No plans on leaving ever. Love my wife. She has a medical condition that doesn't allow her to have sex anymore. She's not very creative when it comes to sex in any way so basically I'm all done. I'm wayyyyy too young to never be able to have sex again. She knows this and after a long discussion we decided on a "don't ask, don't tell" policy. I can have someone on the side as long as I find a way to make it happen such that she has no idea. I stay happy and don't leave or resent her, and she lives knowing that I'm not going anywhere. it's too bad because she's athletic, blonde and very beautiful but sex is painful for her and there's no solution at this point.
Me, I'm a good looking white male, in shape, intelligent by my own standards, affectionate, flirtatious, have a sense of humor and love to give as much, if not more, than I receive. I'm looking for a woman who is married or older and divorced who just wants to have fun. No strings, we email, talk, IM, get together on your terms, flirt, joke, laugh and give each other fun positive, healthy quality time together. I'm within federal guidelines for my height and weight, I'm not looking for perfect because I'm not perfect but height/weight proportional will be important for me. Since I'm posting in NH, I have to mention that teeth are a requirement, ALL of them. Don't like smokers, you should probably not be a regular visitor to the methadone clinic or have piercings where they could get caught on something other than a hair brush.
I have no criminal record, belong to no fringe left or right wing radical groups, I use proper English, bathe regularly, have a really big....heart, I brush my teeth more than once a day, I don;t have any pre-existing conditions that could cause me to unexpectedly die in your presence or require medical attention, I have no communicable diseases, am H1N1 free, I am not capable of fathering children any more and have never had a woman call the police on me or take out a restraining order with my name on it.
If you have interest, send me a note. Thanks and may Jesus bless you....just kidding, I'm not very religious either.

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