Date: 2009-10-28, 7:25PM EDT
I am obviously not looking for the right person because I can never find the perfect girl for me. They all seem so normal and I can never find a girl that is willing to commit. I am going to compile a list of requirements the girl must meet before I will even consider dating them.
1. Must be mentally ill
2. Jobless
3. living with parents/homeless
4. has psycho ex
5. at least 20,000 in debt
6. high school drop out
7. humorless
8. boring
9. no sex drive
10. no friends
I guess the list is shorter then I thought> If you meet these requirements please feel free to email me. If you don’t meet them, I am sorry but we will not work out.
Location: Concord, NH
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